晚上好，晚上好，晚上好 Good evening. Good evening, good evening.
大家好 Hello, chaps.
感谢大家光临 Thank you for coming.
我们的夜晚现在才刚刚开始 所以…呃…请保证你的弹药充沛 Now then, we have a long way to go, so... er... keep your powder dry.
好了…一切就绪 Righty-ho... settle down, now.
1... 2... 3... 1... 2... 3...
我为那个男孩痴狂 I'm mad about the boy
我也知道 为那个男孩痴狂是很傻的事 I know it's stupid to be mad about the boy
我感到羞愧，但不得不承认 I'm so ashamed of it, but must admit
我和那个男孩共度的不眠夜晚 The sleepless nights I've had about the boy
在银幕里 On the silver screen
在每一幕里，他将我愚笨的心融化 He melts my foolish heart in every single scene
尽管我很清楚 Although I'm quite aware
各处的迹象都在显示那男孩是个无赖 That here and there are traces... of the cad about the boy
而上帝也知道，我并不是个蠢女孩 And Lord knows, I'm not a fool girl
我真的不应该在乎 I really shouldn't care
上帝知道，我不是个还在上学的小姑娘 Lord knows, I'm not a schoolgirl
在和她交往的冲动中 In the flurry of her first affair
在这苦痛和快乐的交重中，我会否生厌？ Will it ever cloy, this odd diversity of misery and joy?
我再一次觉得自己年轻但有罪 I'm feeling quite insane and young again
只因为我为那个男孩痴狂 And all because I'm mad about the boy
水 性 杨 花
我再一次觉得自己年轻但有罪 I'm feeling quite insane and young again
只因为 And all because I'm...
我为那个男孩痴狂 ... mad about the boy
- 她是第一个女赛车手 - 但是她从来没有真正赢过比赛 She's the first lady racer. - But she didn't actually win.
她的确第一个冲过终点线 多让人激动啊 She crossed the line first. It's so exciting.
和摆脱你妈妈比起来就没那么激动了 Not nearly as exciting as crossing your mother.
我想我们可以忽略 I think we can all ignore that.
哦，那家伙在做什么？ Oh, what is that man doing?
杰克逊！ Jackson!
- 太太 - 我怎么跟你说的？ Madam? - What did I tell you?
让你在客人来之前把山茶花拿进来，摆到前门去！ Put the camellias by the front door before the guests arrive!
- 费伯 - 太太？ Furber. - Madam?
把杰克逊那糟糕的水平剪下来的树枝收集起来 给霍尔博洛夫太太送去 Salvage any of Jackson's appalling pruning and send it to Mrs Holborough
她好心地为我们的晚餐准备了一条羊腿 马里昂，你等下去拿 who's kindly offered up a leg of mutton for dinner, which you'll fetch, Marion.
但是伯顿牧师要我把洗礼盆擦干 But Reverend Burton has asked me to drain the font.
- 我手上一堆事呢 - 我去好了 My hands are clearly full. - I'll go.
乔治舅舅把关于情人节大屠杀 Uncle George has posted the most grizzly clippings
的所有剪报都寄过来了！ of the Valentine's Day Massacre!
希尔达 Hilda.
机关枪一开火，就干倒了7个吓倒要死的人！ Seven terrified men cut down in a hail of automatic gun fire!
流浪汉们把凝固的血踩得一塌糊涂 现场看起来更加糟糕了 Made worse by the strays that came to lap the curdled blood.
- 希尔达 - 恶魔之犬！地狱之犬！ Hilda... - The Devil Dogs! The Hounds of Hell!
羊腿！ The leg of lamb! Now.
说实话，她既然那么喜欢葬礼和收尸人 我们何苦一直要让她嫁个绅士 Why we try and marry her off to gentry when plainly she'd prefer an undertaker.
座位，我安排萨拉坐你的左边，菲利普坐你的右边 Seating. I'm putting Sarah on your left and Philip on your right,
所以你最好努力表现的文雅些 so please try and make an effort to be civil.
好吧，从现在开始我会在每次说话时好好温习的 Right... I shall go and brush up on my very small talk.
也许会吃得很尴尬 It might be an awkward meal.
我们都知道萨拉只喜欢盯着绿色的草原看 For all we know Sarah's grazing in greener pastures.
而你的兄弟在法国南边和他的贱货一起种麦子么？ Whilst your brother sows his wild oats in the South of France with his floozy?
不，我们会让房子一直保持温暖，直到主人游荡归来 No. We'll keep the home fires burning until his highness wanders home.
就像父亲那样？ Hmm. Like father did?
是的，就像你父亲那样 Yes. Like your father did.
大家，我有新的消息 I've got news, everybody!
- 你还好吧，先生？ - 不好，你呢？ You all right, sir? - No. Are you?
- 还对付，先生 - 听听，做的不错 Coping, sir. - Hear, hear. Well done.
做的不错？他们的表情就好象在等着被行刑一样 Well done? They look like they're waiting for a firing squad.
- 你能不能在花之间多留点距离？ - 给他们吃顿上路饭，再来只烟？ Can't you make them more relaxed? - Last meal and a cigarette, perhaps?
真不敢相信，你绝对想不到 I can't believe it. You'll never guess.
胡迪尼能从中国式水牢里逃出来 结果却因为阑尾炎死了 Houdini escaped the Chinese water torture only to die of a burst appendix.
糟透了！ 哦，这里有给妈妈的电报 How ghastly! Oh, and Mother's got a telegram.
给维特克先生和太太，写给你妈妈的 "Mr and Mrs Whittaker". Your mother.
爸爸，上面写什么了 What's it say, Father?
也许你妈妈应该先读读这个 Perhaps your mother should read this first.
哦！那个蠢得要死，笨得要命的小子！ Oh! That stupid, stupid, stupid boy!
出什么事了？ 出什么问题了？ What's happened? Has there been an accident?
- 是约翰，他结婚了，和一个法...法... - 亲法分子？ It's John, he's married that f-f-f... - Francophile?
- 斯...斯... - 摄影师？ F-f-f... - Photographer?
- 药剂师？ - 你干吗傻笑？ Pharmacist? - Why are you smirking?
就是笑笑，至少这家里得有人觉得高兴 Deploying a smile. One member of this family may actually be happy.
太荒唐了！我们根本都不知道这个女人！ 费伯！ Don't be absurd! We don't know anything about this woman. Furber!
费伯！ Furber!
- 哦，又来！ - 是，太太 Oh, not again! - Madam.
上帝宽恕 Lord have mercy.
约翰先生要和...和他的妻子回家来 Mister John is coming home with his... with his wife.
是的，他们的包裹刚刚送到 恭喜你，太太 Yes. Their bags have just arrived. Congratulations, Madam.
我自己会决定该不该恭喜，把这里弄干净 然后找厨子把火腿拿上来 I'll be the judge of that. Clear up this mess and get Cook to send up a ham.
- 这包裹是多佛寄过来的，他们还在半路上 - 是的，费伯，把羊腿和火腿一样处理 This is from Dover. They'll be half way. - Yes, Furber. Dress the mutton as ham.
玻璃很锋利的，别割到自己了 Very sharp, don't cut yourself.
约翰和一个婊子结了婚 太有意思了！ John married the floozy. How exciting!
能看见风景和你的房间 A room with a view and you
没有人令我们担心 And no one to worry us
没有人催促我们 从我们找到的梦里醒来 No one to hurry us through ...this dream we found
那座就是了，在农舍的后面 There she blows. Behold the country cottage.
哦，上帝啊，那么大的房子 Oh, Lord, it's enormous.
好吧，我撒谎了 关于之前说的蒜茸面包房梁和吃的太胖的小孩 So, I lied about gingerbread hedges and obese little children.
- 你之前说的不能游泳是因为有护城河？ - 亲爱的，都是骗你的 How hard to swim is the moat? - Smoke and mirrors, darling.
都是骗人的 Smoke and mirrors.
哦，顺便说下，不能抽烟倒是真的 会把杜鹃花熏蔫掉 Oh, by the by, smoking... don't. Apparently it wilts the azaleas.
- 我听不懂了，你说英语吧 - 亲爱的，到了你就会清楚的 That makes no sense. Speak English. - All will be revealed, darling.
哦，还我方向盘 我要回底特律去！ Oh, give me back the wheel of my car. I'm going back to Detroit!
真浪漫啊！ How romantic!
他们来了 哦，费伯！ Here they come! Oh, Furber!
约翰先生和他的夫人就要来了 Mister John and his wife are about to arrive.
- 我看不到他们 - 用这个看 I can't see them. - Your tunnel vision.
哦！ Ooh!
- 玛丽昂，微笑 - 我笑不起来 Smile, Marion. - I don't feel like smiling.
亲爱的，你是个英国人，装着笑 You're English, dear. Fake it.
浪子回头，带着沙砾匆匆而来 The prodigal son returns in a blaze of gravel.
爸爸！你刮胡子了 Father! You shaved.
欢迎，太太 Welcome, Madam.
你看起来棒极了 You look gorgeous.
看见你们真好 It's so lovely to see you.
哦，亲爱的，对不起，对不起！ Oh, darling. Sorry, sorry!
这是我的妻子，拉莉塔 This is my wife, Larita.
维特克太太，我真的很高兴 Mrs Whittaker, the pleasure is all mine.
哦，你是个美国人 Oh, you're American.
- 欢迎你，吉姆·维特克 - 这是我的父亲 And very welcome. Jim Whittaker. - This is my father.
我跟你那边的很多人打过仗，拉莉塔 I fought alongside many of your countrymen, Larita,
我必须说，很高兴能在家里有个同志 and I must say it's an honour to have a comrade in the family.
谢谢 我希望我没有让你们觉得失望 Thank you. I do hope I'm not a disappointment.
- 完全不是 - 这是我的两个妹妹 Far from it. - And my two little blisters.
希尔达和玛丽昂 Hilda and Marion.
你就是那个赢了方程式的女人？ Aren't you the woman who won the Grand Prix?
第一名，在我被取消资格之前 First place, before disqualification.
为了在摩纳哥开车，你得想办法长胸毛才行 Apparently you need chest hair to change gears in Monaco.
我在报纸上看过你 我把你的头像剪下来了，我开心地要死！ I saw you in the paper. I cut your head out. I could just die!
费伯，那个包放到客厅里去，小心点 Furber, that suitcase to the drawing room, and do be careful.
玛丽昂，上帝啊，你跟我们想象中的差了好多 Marion... Golly, you're not a bit like what we imagined.
是说我应该更老些吧 真是抱歉了 Somewhat older, I expect. Awfully sorry about that.
在大家生冻疮之前… Before the frostbite sets in...
我很期待能和我家‘熊猫’的母亲尽快熟络起来 [应该是约翰的小名，之后都会译成潘达] I'm looking forward to getting acquainted with the mother of my "Panda".
我想，你很快就会发现我这个人很直接 You'll find me quite uncomplicated, I'm afraid.
哦，你要干什么？ Oh! What are you doing?
把你送过终点线 Carrying you over the finish line.
米洛的维纳斯，来见见我底特律的维纳斯 Venus de Milo meet my Venus Detroit.
哦，哈啰 Oh, hello.
妈妈把我们以前的婴儿室改成了你的闺房 Mother's turned our old nursery into a boudoir.
我可不会喊自己的房间闺房，希尔达 I wouldn't exactly call it a boudoir, Hilda.
太棒了，到处都记录着小乔尼小时候发生过的丑事 Marvellous. All those grubby memories of Little Johnnie.
我们时间不够，所以没去温室找些花来 We had no time to raid the hothouse.
希望我们的安排能让你住的舒服些 I only hope we can make you comfortable.
不用那么麻烦，我们只待几天而已 Don't go to any trouble. We're only staying a few days.
- 是不是这样，乔尼？ - 当然 Aren't we, Johnnie? - Of course.
我们还有下一个惊喜… And for our next surprise...
这到底又是什么？ What on earth is that?
HMV的唱机 是我们送给你们的结婚礼物 His master's voice! A wedding gift from us to you all.
好棒啊！你们应该在一年前就结婚了！ How divine! You should've got married years ago!
又一个六月，又一个阳光灿烂的蜜月 ... another June, another sunny honeymoon
又是一季，又是好时节来制造… Another season, another reason for making whoopee...
过来，小家伙们，绕着我转 Come on, little blister. Twirl for me.
哦，大陆教学体系么 不是我们所有人都那么幸运的 Oh, a Continental education. Not all of us have been so fortunate.
这算是对法国邮政服务的感性化描述吧 维特克太太 An emotional depiction of the French postal service, Mrs Whittaker.
不对，不是维特克太太勒 现在应该叫妈妈了 Come now, not Mrs Whittaker. It's "Mother" now.
我想我们还没有准备好呢，乔尼 I don't think we're quite ready for that yet.
我们的时间很紧，你为什么不带拉莉塔 到楼上的婴儿房去看看？ Since time is so clearly against us, why don't you show Larita up to the nursery?
我们8点吃晚饭 Dinner's at 8:00.
- 你没有告诉他们？ - 亲爱的，大消息要一个个说 You didn't tell them? - One bombshell at a time, darling.
这不公平！你妈妈好可怜 我们准备待多久？ That's not fair! Your poor mother. How long are we staying?
就几天？ A few days?
我一个人撑着这个家那么久，我又得到了什么呢？ 只留几天！ I shoulder the shortcomings of this family and what do I get in return? A few days!
看看她，我要怎么和这个华而不实的女人相处 Look at her. What am I supposed to do with the bauble of a woman?
- 把她吊死？ - 我觉得她很华丽 Hang her? - I think she's splendid.
- 希尔达，你怎么看？好吧，我们都太紧张了 - 她和我希望的不一样 Do you, Hilda? Well, we can all relax. - She's not what I expected.
和我想象的一样 She's exactly what I expected.
- 你确定百分之百相同？知道她可没有喝醉 - 这笑话很有趣，吉姆 Surely not exactly? She wasn't drunk. - Oh, very funny, Jim.
- 少模仿我 - 她看起来很贵气 Reduce this to the burlesque. - She looks so expensive!
- 非常的 - 嗯，我喜欢她 Very. - Hmm. I like her.
当然，吉姆，我们都知道你喜欢的类型 Yes, Jim. We all know what you like.
妈妈！ Mother!
我们就好像变成了子宫里不懂事的小婴儿 Oh, we have all been sent to our "wombs".
- 而且会很暖和 - 为了节省家用 And so toasty. - Economics in action.
她把一半的屋子锁了起来，这样省暖气 She keeps half the house closed to save on heating.
怪不得在玄关前冻得要死 That explains the frosty reception.
好了，亲爱的，让我给你温暖 Well, darling. Let me warm you up.
- 怎么？ - 她很可爱，我为你骄傲 Well? - She's lovely, I'm very proud of you.
谢谢，爸爸 Thanks, Father.
约翰，几天是多久？ John? How long is a few days?
妈妈，拉莉塔和我准备在伦敦找间房子 Mother, Larita and I would like to find a home in London.
- 但是，这里是你的家 - 属于他们自己的家 But this is your home. - A home of their own.
潘达，可是我们这里需要你 But Panda, we need you here.
自从你去了里维耶拉以后 我们不得不再招6个人 Since you went off around the Riviera, we've had to let go of six more people.
如果你愿意听我的话，接受机器来帮忙的 If you'd just listened to me and taken on some machinery.
那这主意好不好？ 到时候这块地我一只手也能管过来 Wouldn't that be a good idea? I could run the entire estate single-handedly.
感谢你的高瞻远瞩和自主意识 Congratulations on your insight and your spontaneity.
今天萨拉和菲利普会来吃晚餐 我这里有个菜单 Sarah and Philip are coming to dinner tonight, and I have got a table plan
能解决整个国联的问题 that will take the League of Nations to unravel.
- 今晚？实在是太好不过了 - 你别人来疯了 Tonight? That's absolutely splendid! - Don't be so fickle in your affections.
萨拉可没有你想得那么好说话 Sarah might not be as accommodating as you expect.
胡说，她肯定会满足的 Codswallop. She'll be delighted.
如果妈妈这么急着要促成婚礼的话，就让她自己去问吧！ If mother was so desperate for her hand in marriage, she should've asked herself!
也许听起来很奇怪，但我同意你妹妹的话 Strange as it may seem, I agree with your sister.
我觉得你错了 I think you're wrong.
有件事是肯定的，给她电话 On certain things, yes. Call her.
- 真的？ - 真的 Really? - Really.
真的！如果埃德加在这里 他一定会做得很男人 Really! If Edgar were here, he'd do the manly thing.
做什么？逃跑么？ What? Run away?
他们来了！ Here they come!
方格旗挥舞，比赛结束，约翰，你手脚很快嘛 And the chequered flag goes to... Fast work, John!
我应该写信告诉你的的，但事情发生地太快了 快地我晕头转向 I should've written, but it happened so fast, I didn't know where I was.
应该是晕在拉莉塔的怀抱里了吧 In Larita's arms, it seems.
- 请不要失望 - 我当然失望了 Please don't be disappointed. - Of course I'm disappointed.
至少告诉我你很开心 那样的话我就原谅你 But tell me you're happy, and I'll tell you you're forgiven.
你站在顶端，你就是圣雄甘地！ You're the top, you're Mahatma Gandhi!
潘达，还不到喝白兰地的时候 Panda, don't break out the brandy just yet.
我们当然没有 The hell we're not.
- 我错过了什么？ - 他想让睡觉的牛站起来 Have I missed something? - Let sleeping cows stand.
哦，你这个笨蛋！ Oh, you plonker!
第一条，去推睡觉的牛 Rule one, push sleeping cow.
第二条，快闪 Rule two, get out of the way.
第三条，记住第二条 Rule three, remember rule two.
萨拉！能见到你太好了 Sarah! It's so lovely to see you.
我听说你可怜的父亲这几天不是很舒服 I hear your poor father is not having a good day.
恐怕是的，他派我来表达他的情谊 I'm afraid not. He sends his love.
你是个逗人笑的小家伙 我能说得就这些 You are a jolly good sport, turning up like this, that's all I can say.
我绝对不会忘记的，拉莉塔是个很美的名字 I wouldn't miss it for the world. Larita is such a pretty name.
对，特别合适用在音乐喜剧里 希尔达！ Yes. Excellent for musical comedy. Hilda!
- 我听说牛群很糟糕啊 - 我喂它吃花 I hear the cow's in a terrible way. - I've sent flowers.
它吃了没有？ 有 And did she eat them? Touch?
大家晚安 Good evening to you all.
没人跟我说今天的晚会要盛装啊 Nobody told me tonight was fancy dress!
那你干吗不穿的像个乡下笨蛋一样？ Then why have you come as the village idiot?
我好像是勾住了 I think I'm snagged.
让我来帮你吧 Let me help you with that.
圣母在上！ Holy mother!
潘达？我原谅你了…十次 Panda? You're forgiven... tenfold.
萨拉·赫斯特 请允许我介绍我的妻子，拉莉塔·维特克 Sarah Hurst, I'd like to introduce my wife, Larita Whittaker.
上帝啊，这么介绍的感觉真好 Gosh, I do like the sound of that.
萨拉，终于 Sarah... finally.
- 乔尼经常会提起你 - 你肯定会觉得很生气 Johnnie talks about you constantly. - How very annoying for you.
- 希望我们能成为朋友 - 我们已经是了呀，祝贺你 I hope we can be friends. - We already are. Congratulations.
呃…我也想成为朋友中的一员 Er... I'd like to be friends, too.
- 拉莉塔，这是我不成器的哥哥… - 声名狼藉的菲利普·赫斯特 Larita, my tiresome brother... - The dishonourable Philip Hurst.
女士，我真的为你着迷了 Charmed, my dear lady. Indeed.
菲利普，你不陪着我进去吗？ Philip, won't you escort me in?
当然乐意，我美丽的小蜡肠 Of course, my beautiful, little Sausage Fingers.
我倒胃口了，我们去餐厅看看吧 That's whet my appetite. Shall we adjourn to the dining room?
为我美丽的新娘祝福 And toast my beautiful bride.
早知道这会儿要办结婚宴会的话 Had we known there was to be a wedding reception,
我们应该在塔夫绸花上一笔的！ we could've lashed out on taffeta!
跟她相处就好像溺水一样，你不再挣扎才会感到快乐 She's a lot like drowning: quite pleasant once you stop struggling.
约翰，拉莉塔的家人能来参加婚礼吗？ So, John, was Larita's family able to attend the wedding?
太太，再来点包心菜？ More cabbage, Madam?
拉莉塔，这里有很多有趣的事情可以做 你的技术怎么样 There's lots to do, Larita. You ride, don't you?
是开船，开车还是飞机？ Boats, cars or planes?
- 不是，是骑马，笨 - 啊，对的，是骑马 No, horses, silly. - Ah, yes, horses.
方向盘不良加上不可靠的刹车 Faulty steering and unreliable brakes.
我要拿这句话到马镫杯上用！ I'm stealing that for Stirrup Cup!
- 马镫什么？ - 马镫杯！ Stirrup what? - Cup.
每年的11月份，菲利普和萨拉家就会组织狩猎 Every November, Philip and Sarah's family host the hunt.
等你见到他们的父亲赫斯特爵士就知道了 他很厉害 Wait until you meet their father, Lord Hurst, he's terrific.
- 赫斯特太太呢？ - 也很棒，直到她…停止 And Lady Hurst? - Was terrific, until she... stopped.
- 停止什么？ - 呼吸 Stopped what? - Living.
哦，我很抱歉 Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that.
在爸爸的麻痹症和菲利普斗牛的幻想之间 Between father's polio and Philip's mania for tipping cows...
我们能不能不要讲牛的事？ Can we please just drop the cows?
估计今年我们会让狐狸们悠闲一阵子 I think we'll give the fox a break this year.
不狩猎了？温斯顿太太把她的马鞍给了我 我还上了蜡 Oh, no hunt? Mrs Winston gave me her saddle. I've had a wax.
你爸爸和我商量让约翰来主持这次狩猎 Your father and I conspired to make John the Master of the Hunt.
人们会从各地远远地赶过来 让他们失望不太好 People come from far and wide. It's such a shame to disappoint them.
妈妈，你想得真周到 Very thoughtful, Mother.
我猜你也会参加狩猎的对不对，拉莉塔？ You do hunt, I take it, Larita?
你是指打击那些虚伪和流言，还是屠杀毫无防备的动物？ Hypocrites, gossips or defenceless animals?
万岁！ Bravo!
你没法说服她参加的 You wouldn't get her to the start.
爸爸，我们有个更加有责任的计划 We have another conscientious objector, Father.
你是我们的同伴！你会反对马戏团？还是反对屠杀？ Company! Do you object to the circus or the slaughter, Major?
我支持谢帕德说的和平主义 I support Sheppard's position on pacifism.
你做的对 那么大屠杀什么时候开始？ Good for you. So, when does the carnage begin?
在战后遗孀追述会之后，但是要在工艺展之前 After the War Widow's Revue, but before the craft fair,
小狗表演和射击之间好了 in between the Dog Show and the shoot.
别忘了最大的亮点，妈妈的圣诞舞可热门了 Don't forget the highlight. Mother's Christmas dance is the hot ticket.
她买了最精致的日本吊灯 She's ordered the most exquisite Japanese lanterns.
- 从日本买来的？ - 不是，在佛特南和梅森店里买的 From Japan? - No, Fortnum & Mason's.
好了，准备好旋风吧，拉莉塔 Oh, yes. Prepare for a whirlwind, Larita.
我已经透不过气来了 I'm breathless already.
我撑不到圣诞了 你不用撑那么久 I won't make it to Christmas. You won't need to.
我连早餐也撑不到了！ 我们刚才吃的什么？ I won't make it to breakfast! What were we just eating?
恶心的灰黄色混合物？ The lumpy grey and beige concoction?
对，这正是我想说的 或者应该就叫‘灰黄饭’ Oh, yes. That's the word I was looking for..."greige".
我没感觉 这也是我家的特别之处 Absolutely no idea. But it is the speciality of the house.
来吧！你见过命名我名字的吉祥物了吧？ 他在床上很厉害 Incoming! Have you met my namesake? He's very good in bed.
- 嘘，他们会听见的 - 我不在乎 Shh! They'll hear you. - I don't care.
我在乎 I do.
我知道我们需要取暖，但是不要抽烟 I know we need the heat, but please don't smoke.
妈妈对于这种事情总是明察秋毫 Mother's clairvoyant about these things.
她讨厌我，乔尼 She loathes me, Johnnie.
我就像个掘金人，在机会主义者的土地上刨坑 I'm a gold-digger, burrowing in from the land of opportunists.
虽然你的父亲有个有趣的读书人 Your father's an interesting study, though.
讽刺的是，我很喜欢男人有那范儿 Quietly sardonic. I like that in a man.
在这个家里，就算你这么说也得不到好处 That won't earn you many brownie points under this roof.
休战之后爸爸并没有直接回家 After the Armistice, Father didn't come straight home.
他在法国和意大利四处寻欢作乐，拈花惹草 He caroused around France and Italy, drinking, having affairs...
有很多人都这样…找不到一个地方安定下来 A lot of men did similar... couldn't settle down.
- 她为什么没有去找他？ - 因为骄傲的缘故 Why didn't she go after him? - A question of pride.
最后他总算回了家 He finally just wandered home.
不过始终算是一个痛脚 所以我们总是避免说起 Still a bit of a sore point. We try not to speak about it.
除了在公开场合 Except in public.
你看，她觉得自己好像错过了什么东西 You see, she feels she's missed out on something.
实际上应该说她错过了所有事 Which means, of course, she's missed out on everything.
没错，战争把她的一切期望都抢走了 Exactly. The war robbed her of all her expectations.
她只能看着像你这样的女人 She takes one look at a woman like you...
一个混进看护所的妓女… The harlot stealing into the nursery...
美味的情妇 The delicious concubine...
秀色可餐的耳朵 ...with the delectable ears...
...鼻子... ...nose...
...脖子 ...neck.
我忍不住要... I could just...
...把你吃掉 ...eat you.
吃过那顿饭之后，你有这样的反应我一点也不吃惊 After that meal I'm not surprised.
我为那个男孩痴狂 '... I'm mad about the boy! '
亲爱的主阿，感谢你让约翰和他的女人平安回家 Dear Lord, thank you for bringing John and his floozy home safely.
约翰！ 'Hmm... John! '
- 为什么拉莉塔老是那么晚？ - 要完美就不能急 Why is Larita always so late? - You can't hurry perfection.
- 埃德加吃饭的时候从来不迟到 - 他最近迟到了好几次 Edgar was never late for a meal. - He's missed a few lately.
早上好，今天天气真不错 大家心情怎么样？ Good morning. How are we all on this glorious day?
亲爱的你来了，早上好 There she is! Morning, darling.
请问太太早餐要吃什么？ What would Madam like for breakfast?
我想鲱鱼能够为太太提供更多的营养 I think Madam will get more sustenance from a kipper.
- 但是那样就不好玩了 - 你不和我们一起骑马吗？ But it won't be as much fun. - Aren't you riding with us?
亲爱的，我觉得现在比较适合 Darling, I think it's about high time
你妈妈和我来一次亲密接触 an intimate t阾e-?t阾e. that your mother and I have
- 女人话题 - 当然好 Just us girls. - Lovely.
多么可怕的念头啊 What a frightening thought.
一间房子里，两种气候 新几内亚，印度还有阿根廷 Two hemispheres under one roof. Papua New Guinea, India, the Argentine.
我也许不曾四处远游 但整个世界都会向我靠拢 I may not have travelled, but the world has come to me.
- 你对什么过敏？ Are you coming down with something?
花粉 不过如果我屏气够长的话 Pollen. But if I hold my breath long enough...
那太古怪了 How peculiar.
这也是为什么我们应该了解彼此 Which is why we should get to know one another.
- 谁开始呢？ - 要不我来开头吧？ Where does one start? - Shall I make headway?
我在底特律出身，我爸爸在钢铁厂工作 I was born in Detroit. My father worked in the steel plant.
他也是第一批被亨利·福特吸引的人 He was one of the first lured over to Henry Ford.
所以你也喜欢汽车？ Ah, hence the love of motoring?
是的，不过动物我也喜欢 Yes, but I also love animals.
我是个城市里的女孩，我会带小鸡去看兽医 I am a city girl. I take chickens to the vet.
哦！ Oh!
你现在住在农庄里了，可别为家畜生病太担心了 You can't be squeamish about livestock now that you are living in the country.
我从来就没想过要住在农村 Which was never my intention.
我一直在为自己规划一个以参加汽车比赛为职业的人生 I was happily carving out a niche for myself on the race circuit
直到我遇见一个无法拒绝的人，到达了终点 when I was unexpectedly flagged down by someone irresistible.
在那之前 再婚的想法只是深深藏在我的脑中 Remarrying was the farthest thing from my mind.
我明白了… I see...
我能问下你的前夫吗？ May I ask?
他死了，很不幸，我们没有孩子 Oh, dead, unfortunately. No children.
哦，你一定觉得失落 Oh... How disappointing for you.
不过他至少留下了很多遗产吧 Still, he provided well, though?
是啊，不过随着他逝去，也多了不少隐性的支出 Yes, but there were a lot of hidden costs associated with his passing.
是说那辆漂亮的车吧 当然了，你肯定有其他独立的赚钱途径吧？ Oh, that beautiful motor car... Surely, you must have independent means?
我很乐意谈论我的收入来源 I'm more than happy to discuss my means,
不过我觉得你听了会有些小失望 but I think you'll be a tad disappointed.
那辆车是我唯一的经济来源 The car is my sole source of income.
所以在伦敦定居对我来说很重要 Which makes living in London an imperative.
但约翰能在城里做什么呢？ But what will John do in the city?
工作啊，这一点都不奇怪吧 Work. It's not uncommon.
哦！ Oh!
拉莉塔，约翰是在农村里长大的 John was brought up in the country, Larita.
他能去哪里工作呢？ Where will he work?
难道是查克农场？ 还是圣马丁教堂？ Chalk Farm, perhaps? Or St-Martin-In-The-Fields?
我知道计划还不够完善，所以才需要你的指导 I know this is not perfect so that's why I'm asking for your guidance.
所以请你告诉我 怎样才能让所有人都满意呢？ So, please, how can I make this pleasant for everybody?
好吧，战争时期的经验会教会你把头低下 Well, erm... wartime experience dictates that you keep your head down
尽量表现得合群 and you fit in as well as you can.
- 哦，现在是要打仗？ - 哦，没有…没有那个必要 Oh, there's a war on? - Oh, no... not necessarily.
澳大利亚含羞草…很美 Australian mimosa. Mmm... beautiful.
- 哦… Oh...
然后英国军队就开火了 真可怕！ And then the British troops opened fire... How grizzly!
- 怎么样？妈妈？ - 哦，令人愉快！ How'd it go, Mother? - Oh, marvellous!
很愉快 Marvellous.
感谢你的邀请 Thanks for the invitation!
感谢你的邀请！ Thanks for the invitation!
哦，是赫斯特爵士！ Oh, it's Lord Hurst!
恐怕雷雨云开始聚集起来了，维特克太太 I fear storm clouds are gathering, Mrs Whit.
不要伤感了，爸爸 Stop being maudlin, Father.
- 这就是未来！ - 扳手 It's the future! - Spanner!
爸爸，请允许我给你介绍潘达的新司机 Father, allow me to introduce Panda's new chauffeuse.
- 可爱的拉莉塔 - 小心点，菲利普 Lovely La-La-Larita. - Watch it, Philip.
我儿子总喜欢夸夸其谈 不过这一次 My son is prone to fabrication, but I can see on this occasion
他的描述非常准确，维特克太太 he has been perfectly frank, Mrs Whittaker.
是啊，你说的对 现在有两个维特克太太了 Yes, that's right. There are two of us now.
这里再也不会缺下指示的人了 No shortage of wits around here any more.
好了，退后些，让我向你们展示下未来！ OK, stand back! I give you, the future!
好了，约翰，你可以带我的宝贝出去兜兜风了 All right, John. You can take my baby out for a spin.
哈哈，她过敏 就跟充气时的河豚一样 Ha-ha! Allergies. She inflates like a puffer fish.
你会忍不住想去挤她，然后啪的一声炸开 You just want to squeeze her until she pops.
在洗车房里做事 ... working at the car wash
也许你永远不可能成为富翁 You might not ever strike it rich
但我要告诉你，洗车至少好过挖沟 But let me tell you, it's better than digging a ditch
在洗车房里做事！ Working at the car wash!
伙计，在洗车房里做事 Working at the car wash, man
来吧，跟我一起唱 Come on, now, sing it to me
洗车至少好过挖沟 It's better than digging a ditch...
太太这礼拜总是时而高兴一下 The missus is a bit trigger-happy this week.
该死的耳鸣快烦死我了 Bleeding tinnitus is killing me.
我喜欢这个新的维特克太太 她让我想起了大战之前的那位太太 I like the new Mrs Whit. Reminds me of the old one before the war.
而且更加的明事理 你看她自己一个人能打理整个家 Only more reasonable. You can tell she's run her own household.
哦，小声些！ Oh, be silent!
早上好，费伯，杰克逊，米利和？ Good morning, Furber, Jackson, Millie, and?
厨子？我不喜欢这样喊你，你叫什么名字？ Cook, I can't call you a verb. Your name?
碧翠丝 Beatrice.
好吧，好吧，叫我多莉斯 对不起，太太 All right, all right... it's Doris. Sorry, Madam.
我一直希望被叫做碧翠丝 Always wanted to be called Beatrice.
好吧，碧翠丝，你介不介意我自己来准备早餐？ Well, Beatrice, would you mind if I helped myself in the mornings?
我怕以后我会越起越晚 I fear I shall be rising later and later.
好的…如果你高兴的话，维特克太太 Well... if it pleases, Mrs Whit.
铃铛的用途是什么你知道吗？ The point of the bell?
只要我摇铃，你就过来见我 而不是我来找你！ When I ring it, you come to me, not the other way round!
拉莉塔，我能和你说两句吗？ Larita. May I have a word?
过来！ Come along!
你和下人们说话的时候能有些节制吗？ Would you please refrain from chatting to the staff?
要管好这些乱七八糟的仆人已经够让人心烦的了 It's chore enough trying to keep this motley crew together.
我在巴黎有个很好的法国女佣 也许我应该把她叫来？ I had a brilliant French maid in Paris. Perhaps I should send for her?
谢谢，不…不用了… Thank you, no... erm...
我希望自己家里的人都说英语 I'd prefer to keep English the first language in this household.
啊，你在这儿 Ah, there you are.
我说！是有人要打网球吗？ I say! Anyone for tennis?
没错，就是你！ Yes. You!
约翰，在这种天气夏克立顿就不会让狗出去 John, Shackleton wouldn't let a dog out today!
那是因为起雾了，而维特克家不过冬天 The fog has lifted and Whittakers don't do winter.
亲爱的，你去吧 我自己待着就行了 You go ahead, darling. I'll play with myself.
- 不用，真的，我可以玩得很开心 - 哦… No, really. I'm a lot of fun. - Ooh...
约翰，外面实在是很冷！ John! It's brass monkeys out here!
南极公开赛第一天 维特克先生发球 Day one of the Antarctic Open. Mister Whittaker to serve.
- 一杆进洞！ - 平分 Hole in one! - Deuce.
在多来几个平分，我愿意下注十镑 I see your pair of deuces and I raise you a tenner.
就连泰坦尼克也能打到那个球！ The Titanic could have hit that!
萨拉，你简直让家族的名字蒙羞 我要找人杀了你 Sarah, you're an embarrassment to the family name. I'll have you killed.
老天啊！你有毛病吗？ 停手，现在就停手！ Good God! What's wrong with you? No! Stop now!
- 听着！所有人停手！ - 打那个球场小丑！ Stop, everybody! Listen! - Shoot the court jester!
- 漂亮的反手！ - 你这是讽刺我还是恭维我？ Nice backhand! - Is that a backhand compliment?
疯狗和英国人在正午日晒下出门 Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun!
日本人不屑做 中国人不敢做 The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to
印度人和阿根廷人在十二点到一点睡得死死的 Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one
但英国人最讨厌午后小睡… But Englishmen detest a siesta...
劳瑞尔和哈蒂站上了起跑线，小母马们排成了一排 Laurel and Hardy step up to the crease. The fillies are lining up.
希尔达·维特克小姐戴上了食袋和马勒，看上去格外迷人 Miss Hilda Whittaker looking most fetching in her feed bag and bridle!
一类女人的天堂… One woman's heaven...
哦，她绝对是很漂亮 Oh, she's absolutely beautiful.
引擎坏了，锈迹斑斑，彻底没用了 Broken, tarnished and completely useless.
但能够保证我的老婆敬而远之 Things guaranteed to keep my wife at bay.
我能插手吗？ May I?
如果你不介意把手弄脏的话 If you don't mind getting your hands dirty.
在底特律，只要是土地上没有的，我们就自己造出来 In Detroit, what we lack in dirt, we make up for in filth.
你的第一任丈夫也是那附近的？ Your first husband from that neck of the woods?
哦…消息传的真快 Oh... well, word gets about.
- 他现在在哪儿？ - 死了 So where is he now? - Dead.
癌症死的 Cancer.
他比我大了不少 He was a fair bit older than me.
我当了一阵子郁郁寡欢的寡妇，但丧服总要脱下来的 I spent a while playing the unmerry widow but the black wore thin.
- 我猜，你并不是很关心他？ - 是我太在乎他了 You didn't care for him, I gather? - I cared too much.
对于那个男人来说，生活只剩下不愉快的经历 Life was just such an unpleasant experience for the man, I...
我不想撒谎，他去世的时候我的确觉得解脱 I'd be a liar to say I wasn't glad when he was relieved of it.
- 你上次在法国是什么时候？ - 是说大战之后？ When were you last in France? - Just after the war?
是进行一次单人侦查 On a personal reconnaissance,
去弄清楚这些好小伙子们究竟是为了什么而去送死的 trying to ascertain what exactly all those fine young men had died for.
很显然，我属于缺少浪漫的那一代人 Apparently, I'm of the romantic Lost Generation.
你失去的是什么呢？ What did you lose?
我不确定 I'm not sure.
哦，你好…好 Oh, hello... hello.
你是谁家的小坦克呀？ 可爱粘人的小可立左香肠是谁啊？ Who was the tiny tank? Who's a pretty, little, cheeky chorizo?
我双膝下跪祈求你陪我打网球吧 On bended knees, please come and play with me.
乔尼亲爱的，你知道我有多么爱你 Johnnie dear, you know how much I love you,
所以要打也尽量选在合适的白天 so please try to take this in the best possible light.
我会拿机关枪把你的家人都放倒 I'm getting a machine gun and mowing down your entire family.
这话听得我好失望，我以为你和爸爸相处得很好呢 That's fairly disappointing. I thought you and Father were getting along.
是的，我也许可以考虑放过男丁 Yes, I might spare the men folk.
而且最让人气馁的是 在这里我们一点隐私权都没有 But it's awfully dispiriting. We have absolutely no privacy here.
我以前就不需要什么隐私权，这是我的家 I never needed any privacy before. This is my home.
这不是我的家，虽然我很想有一个 It's not mine. And I very much want one.
我们都孤单 没有女伴拥有我们的号码 We're all alone, no chaperone can get our number
整个世界都已经入睡，让我们为所欲为 The world's aslumber, let's misbehave
时机很重要，你这个小野蛮人！ Timing is everything, you little brute!
至少去当个裁判，菲利普在念叨着你 Umpire at least. Philip is pining for you.
如果知道你打网球，我绝对不会签结婚协议的 If I knew you played tennis, I never would've signed the marriage certificate!
哦！ Ow!
今天是个好日子 Not a bad day for it.
阅读 Reading.
我的未婚夫埃德加 喜欢窝在书堆里 My fianc? Edgar, was always hiding behind books.
嗯…他们在网球场等你呢 约翰刚刚还问起你 Erm... you're needed on the tennis court. John was just asking after you.
你想不想看看他的照片？ 我的埃德加 Would you like to see a photo of him... my Edgar?
罂粟！ [维特克太太用花命名她的狗] Poppy!
- 这是恩里克·卡鲁索[意大利男高音] - 他死了，我知道… That's Enrico Caruso. - Who's dead, I know that...
不过如果你不看鼻子和嘴巴… But if you ignore the nose and the mouth...
还有耳朵的话，他们就非常的像 ...and the ears... there's a striking resemblance.
其实我没有埃德加的照片 I don't actually have a picture of Edgar.
好吧…我一定耽误你了 Well... mustn't keep you.
没有，当然没有 我正准备找本好书仔细读一下 No, no. Of course. Looking forward to getting stuck in to a good book.
罂粟! Poppy!
- 你没有见过野兽吧？ - 那条狗？ You haven't seen the beast, have you? - The dog?
没有，我没见过 Nope. I haven't.
罂粟! Poppy!
哦，好可怜的罂粟，对不起 Oh, poor, poor Poppy. I'm so sorry.
拉莉塔! Larita!
他们把我派过来，缠着你 帮我们一起双打吧？ I've been sent in to badger you. Please help us make up doubles?
希尔达，我不行 我最多在每局之间瞎玩下 Oh, Hilda, I can't. I'm only good for the cocktails between sets.
- 现在一局刚刚结束 - 你们不会希望我下场打球的 We're between sets now. - You can't possibly want me on court.
菲利普！去找他 Philip! Go get him.
罂粟! Poppy!
- 你在做什么？ - 读书 What are you doing? - Reading.
索多玛和蛾摩拉:圣经故事 "Sodom and Gomorrah: A Biblical Story".
是谁给你这本淫秽的书的？ Who gave you this filth?
帮我去找狗！拉莉塔 Go and find the dog! Larita!
请你不要再给我女儿看色情书了 Please refrain from giving my daughter pornographic literature.
好的，好的，当然 Yes, yes, of course.
还有我提出让你和希尔达在这次的战后遗孀追述会 Oh, and I've volunteered you and Hilda
参加天鹅之死的表演 to perform the Dance of the Dying Swan for the War Widows' Revue.
我们人数不够 We're short on numbers.
有意思，只要我能帮上忙 Lovely. Anything to help.
你看到狗了吗？ Have you seen the dog?
没有，这段时间没有 No. Not recently.
可能和大家一样，跑出去享受阳光去了 Probably out seizing the sunshine like everyone else.
罂粟! Poppy!
费伯！ Furber!
哦，是太太啊，对不起 需要我帮您拿什么？ Oh, it's you, Madam. I'm sorry. Can I get you anything?
- 铲子 - 铲子，当然可以 A shovel. - Shovel. Of course.
去给菲利普弄杯暖身子的饮料 Go and get Philip a hot toddy.
- 菲利普，你看起来实在是太…太…太 - 我紧张地想死 Philip. You look so... so... so... - The suspense is killing me.
罂粟! Poppy!
- 哦…对不起 - 没事的 Oh... sorry. - It's fine.
你哥哥实在是个欠扁的笨蛋 Your brother is such a sharply honed twit.
- 我们漂亮的小猎豹躲哪里去了？ - 在书下面，我猜 Where's our beautiful cougar hiding? - Under a book, I expect.
我希望她不要老是躲在房间里 I wish she wouldn't slack indoors so much.
有些人宁死也会想要和拉莉塔呆在房间里 Some people would kill to be indoors with Larita.
她跟我们有太多不同了 She isn't built the same as us.
这就是讨厌的地方了 Still, it is annoying, though.
你运动万能，什么都行 You're such a sport, always ready for anything.
我可没有拉拉的美貌，魅力还有智慧 I haven't got Lari's beauty or charm or intelligence.
- 她很聪明，不是吗？ - 嗯… She is clever, isn't she? - Hmm...
聪明，但是无聊 Clever... and bored.
我不明白，我不觉得无聊，你也不觉得，大家都不无聊啊 I don't understand it. I'm not bored, you're not bored, nobody else is bored.
你爸爸就无聊，犯傻 Your father is, out of his mind.
爸爸天生就很无聊 Father was born bored.
除非她愿意努力加入我们 If only she made an effort to play along.
潘达，不要这么步步紧逼 Stop being so torturous, Panda.
你和她昨天晚上不是玩哑谜猜字了吗？ 你还想要做什么？ You had her playing charades last night. What more do you want?
约翰！约翰！ John! John?
说实话，我从来不喜欢她 暴躁的小贱狗… To tell the truth, I never really liked her. Crabby, snappy, little bitch...
- 我也不喜欢这只狗 I didn't like the dog much, either.
可怜的罂粟，战争的受害者 Poor Poppy. Casualty of war.
太太，请原谅我的大胆 If I may be so bold, Madam?
这些人都骑马，很多马 These people ride horses. Lots of horses.
和他们做一样的事才会有优势 It would be advantageous to do the same.
我还有底特律是个坚强的城市 And I thought Detroit was a tough town.
你对我作了某些事 You do something to me
某些轻易将我迷惑的事… Something that simply mystifies me...
哦，你的马没汽油了吗？ Oh, has your horse run out of gas?
约翰，别伤害它 Oh, John, don't hurt it.
才不会呢，我们的狩猎就要开始了 可怜的小家伙应该早点跑 Far from it. We've got a hunt coming up. Poor little mite needs a head start.
走吧，快跑！ Go on... run!
要了解对方的地方还很多 So much to learn about each other.
这就是我的一切了，小溪是边界 那边是萨拉的土地 My curriculum vitae. The brook is the border of Sarah's property.
妈妈总是想象我们两家联合 然后联手向萨里进发 Mother always imagined we'd join forces and invade Surrey.
那些在高地上的士兵呢？ Oh, and how about those foot soldiers on high?
那是戴维斯，是赫斯特爵士的人 那个是赫斯特爵士… That's Davis, Lord Hurst's man. And there's Lord Hurst...
后面跟着的是他的岳母 Closely followed by my mother-in-law.
我想知道他们究竟在问什么？ I wonder what the devil they're surveying?
没能娶到萨拉你很失望吗？ Are you disappointed you didn't marry Sarah?
当然不是，我们一岁的时候就看过对方的裸体了 Of course not. We've seen each other naked since we were one.
她就好像是一部分…这个风景的一部分 She's part of the... the... the... scenery.
你可以再多忍耐一段时间，对吗？ You can hack it a little while longer, can't you?
一小会是多久？ 不告诉我又是两个星期 How long is a little? And don't say two weeks again.
因为要举行战后遗孀追述会，工艺展 Well, there's the War Widows' Revue, the craft fair...
还有狩猎 ...the hunt.
- 追悼会… - 什么追悼会？ The memorial service... - What memorial service?
朋友们，今天我们在此聚集 Friends, we are gathered here today
纪念我们逝去的朋友，罂粟 in remembrance of our missing friend, Poppy.
哦，罂粟... Oh, Poppy...
无论你选择在哪里投下种子 Wherever you have chosen to sow your seeds,
我们期望你的盛开 we pray that you are blooming.
我们祈祷你能去到一个更好的地方 We pray that you have gone to a better place.
很遗憾我们不知道那个地方在哪里… Shame we don't know exactly where that place is...
不管怎样，借用欢笑之后，艾米莉·迪金森的颂词 Anyway, now for a eulogy from Emily Dickinson, queen of mirth.
因我不能停候死神 死神好意地停候我 "Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
马车仅承载我们和不朽 "The carriage held but just ourselves and immortality."
也许马车并未停留，然后罂粟被压成了肉酱 Or maybe the carriage didn't stop and Poppy got squished.
刮到了路边，被做成了香肠 Scraped off the road and put in a sausage...
哦，希尔达 Oh, Hilda!
谢谢，格里卜先生 Thank you, Mr Gribble.
现在，先生们，女士们 男孩和女孩 Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
有请伯顿牧师和玛丽昂·维特克 behold Reverend Burton and Marion Whittaker
他们找到了参孙和达利拉的剪刀 as they reach for the scissors in "Samson and Delilah".
啊！我听到了丈夫打呼噜！ Hark! I hear my husband snore!
达利拉究竟发生了什么事？ 看起来就像一堆桔子 What the hell happened to Delilah? Looks like a sock full of oranges.
我会踩着脚垫偷偷靠近他 将他从无尽的神力中解放出来 I'll creep forth on padded foot and relieve him of his ample follicles.
- 太滑稽了！ - 这本来应该是出悲剧！ How hilarious! - It's meant to be a tragedy!
你成功了，最荒唐的梦都被你实现了 Then you succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.
你的爸爸好像有了个崇拜者 Your father seems to have a fan.
不要想太多了，在妈妈最后那段时间 她是唯一能令爸爸开心的人 Don't read too much into it. She was a godsend during mother's last months.
有时候我会想，如果没有彼此，他们会在哪里 Sometimes I wonder where they'd be without each other.
玛丽昂，我的头发也非常需要修剪一下 My ample follicles are in dire need of a trim.
我可不会嘲弄表演者 奄奄一息的小天鹅们，下一个轮到你们了 I wouldn't taunt the artistes, my little dying swans. You're on next.
我鼓励姑娘们能够同时代合拍些 I've encouraged my girls to undertake something a little more contemporary.
希尔达和我似乎在康康舞上很有天赋 Hilda and I seem to have a talent for the can-can.
那种传统的康康舞，不穿内裤的？ The traditional can-can, performed without underwear?
- 哦，菲立普！ - 只要你愿意，菲立普 Oh, Philip! - Anything for you, Philip.
是的，什么都可以 Yes, anything.
这样也许能够为那些寡妇多募捐些钱 That'll raise a bit more than money for the war widows.
- 我决定捐两倍 - 好，平奇 I'm doubling my donation. - Oh, Pinkie.
大家都准备好了，先生们！ Fans at the ready, gentlemen!
从欢乐的巴黎远渡而来 All the way from gay Paris,
我向大家介绍希尔达·维特克小姐 I give you Miss Hilda Whittaker
还有约翰·维特克太太的首次登台演出 and, for her debut performance, Mrs John Whittaker
表演的是康康舞！ doing 'The Can-Can'!
哦！ Ooh!
- 是不是？ Did... did you?
是我的想象，还是你女儿真的没穿衬裤？ Is it my imagination, or is your daughter dancing without her scanties?
- 哦！ Ow!
万岁！ Bravo!
这不是拉拉的错 她说这是传统！ It's not Lari's fault. She said it was traditional!
是菲利普说得，不是拉拉 而且那只是个玩笑 Philip said it, not Larita. And it was a joke.
谁都清楚，除了这里这个笨蛋！ Everyone understood that except Nelly No Knickers here!
希尔达可不像你老婆那样有经验 约翰，谁都没有经验 Hilda isn't as experienced as your wife, John. No one is.
如果你没准备好跟她说清楚的话，我会代劳的 If you're not prepared to have a straight talk to her, then I certainly am.
不要傻了，你会丢手指的 Don't be ridiculous. You'll lose a finger.
- 赫斯特爵士才不会和我说话的 - 胡说，我看见你在后台 Lord Hurst will never speak to me. - Rubbish. I saw you in the back fields.
那是为了准备狩猎的事情！ Preparing the jumps for the hunt!
我丢人丢到家了！我再也嫁不出去了！ I'm completely humiliated! I'll never get a husband now!
我认为今晚之后，男人们会排队等着娶你 After tonight, I'd have thought they'll be lining up round the block.
我恨她，我恨她，恨死她了！ I hate her! Hate, hate, hate her!
最初的通告总是会有些耸人听闻，约翰太太 The advance notices are sensational, Mrs John.
是我的想象，还是今天晚上的餐具声音特别震聋发聩？ Is it my imagination or is the cutlery particularly deafening this evening?
我不知道说了多少次了，希尔达，我很抱歉 I don't know how many times I have to say this, Hilda. I am sorry.
- 你说这话当然轻巧 - 我没有说的很轻巧 That's easy for you to say. - It's surprisingly hard to be easy.
- 你在笑，吉姆 - 但愿不是如此，世事难料 You're smiling, Jim. - God forbid, the wind might change.
希尔达，如果我知道你对我说的话那么认真的话… Hilda, if I had any inkling that you were going to take me seriously...
你完全可以阻止，也不用玩的那么开心 You could have made an effort to enjoy it less.
我穿上了内裤，我玩的很开心 I had my underpants on. I was having a grand time.
这不公平！你有两个丈夫，而我一个都没有 It's not fair! You've got two husbands, and I've had none.
- 确切地说，一个丈夫 - 但是你有过两个 Technically, I have one. - But you've had two.
我有过两双鞋子 实际上这才是个大问题 I've had two shoes and it's a great deal more practical.
我敢说你穿坏过的鞋子远不止这个数 I dare say you've worn down more soles than that.
约翰 John...
玛丽昂，拉莉塔的第一任丈夫死于癌症 你不要这样冷言冷语 Marion, Larita's first husband died of cancer. Stop being so callous.
我确信玛丽昂能够理解这样的痛楚 Oh, I'm sure Marion can appreciate the pain
眼睁睁地看着心爱的人从指尖划走 of watching a loved one slip through her fingers.
她太让我们丢脸了！ She's scandalous!
你应该听听村里的人怎么说她的 You should hear what they're saying about her in the village.
好了，我们不要乱嚼舌头了 Well, let's stop the wagging tongues, shall we?
你是不是真的像他们说的那样，有过很多情人？ Is it true you've had as many lovers as they say?
这当然不是真的，维特克太太 Of course it's not true, Mrs Whittaker.
那些人里根本没有人真正爱过我 Hardly any of them actually loved me.
那些问题一点必要都没有 我知道那只是个笑话，但是… That was uncalled for. I realise it was a joke, but still...
- 你把我丢进了一群狼里 - 玛丽昂可算不上什么狼 You threw me to the wolves in there. - Marion hardly constitutes wolves.
好吧，那你是把我丢进了一群田鼠当中 不管怎么说，你都抛弃了我 All right, you threw me to the voles. Either way, you abandoned me.
得有人管束下你的妹妹 Your sisters need to be restrained.
管束？希尔达有次不服管教 结果差点被送去收容所 Restrained? Hilda breaks loose once and she's almost institutionalised.
至于可怜的玛丽昂… 埃德加只不过来要杯糖 And poor old Marion... Edgar drops by for a cup of sugar,
妈妈就决定把他的名字刻到家族墓碑上 and mother has his name engraved on the family crypt.
- 虽然很失礼，但是实在很可笑 - 荒唐 I'm sorry but it really is very funny. - Hilarious!
欢迎来到吓人马戏团 Welcome to the petrified circus.
请见见我们再也没法表演的柔骨功演员 Meet the resident contortionist who can't bend any further.
别抱怨了，做你自己就好 让他们活在你的魔法下 Then stop. Be yourself. Let them live in your spell.
你的巫术无与伦比… You do that voodoo that you do so well...
你说的对，我就是个虚伪的人 假装成另一种人 You're right, of course. I'm a hypocrite, pretending to be someone I'm not.
特别是不在工作的时候 Especially since it isn't working.
那只狗究竟挖出来什么东西？ What the devil has that dog dug up?
飞行员，你发现了什么？ Pilot, what have you got there?
你竟然不告诉我们？ How could you not tell us?
玛丽昂，这只是个意外 我在这里过的如履薄冰 Marion, it was an accident. I am walking on eggshells here.
我当时一定很惊慌 我再次道歉，我真非常非常抱歉 And I believe I panicked. And once again, I'm very, very sorry.
- 你怎么能这么做，你怎么可以？ How could you do it? How could you?
我估计她肯定是一下子坐了下去 整个身体的重量都压在吉娃娃上 I imagine she lowered her full weight onto the Chihuahua beneath her.
玛丽昂，求你别哭了 Marion, please.
约翰，这事你有没有份？ John, did you have anything to do with this?
没有，没有，罂粟的死是我一个的错 No. No, I was the sole perpetrator of Poppy's demise.
这之后我一直心怀愧疚 And ever since I have been wracked with guilt.
求求你，求求你 让我给你买条新的狗 Please, please, please let me buy you a new dog.
在美国，你可以用钱买你的爱 You might buy your loved ones in the United States,
但是在英国就不行 but you can't in the United Kingdom.
太可惜了 How unfortunate.
你至少应该表现出一点懊丧来 You could at least show some remorse.
我非常的懊悔，我只是不想用我稚嫩的演技 I am full of remorse. I just refuse to invest in amateur theatrics
来说服你相信我的真诚 to convince you of my sincerity.
对不起，我不是为了这个而从流水线下来的 That's not how I came off the assembly line. I'm sorry.
我没法改变 I can't change.
不能为你改变，谁也不行…再也不可能 Not for you... not for anybody... any more.
我也不希望她变成其他样子，所以… And I wouldn't want her any other way. So...
- 太太，这是狗 - 哦，拿走！拿走！ Madam, the dog. - Oh, stay back! Stay back!
从我第一眼看到她起我就知道，她就是杀手 I knew it the second I laid eyes on her. She's a killer.
她有意坐在可怜的罂粟身上的 She sat on poor Poppy deliberately.
不要瞎想了，她不是有意的 Don't be ridiculous. Of course she didn't.
我的哥哥和一个杀狗的凶手结婚了 她应该被审判 My brother has married a dog murderer. She should be put down.
送她去离婚法庭 Put through a divorce court.
但是主不允许离婚 The Lord does not sanction divorce.
上帝无所不能，玛丽昂 只要愿意，他可以准许任何事情 The Lord is Almighty, Marion. He can sanction anything he likes.
他们越早搬出去越好 The sooner they move out the better.
让他们搬出去？ 约翰哪里也不会去 They move out? John isn't going anywhere.
等着看吧 Watch and learn.
这不公平，为什么我不能有这样的一间房间 It's so unfair. Why can't I have a room like this?
我要嫉妒死了 I could die of envy!
为了平息这场意外的悲剧 Laying to rest this tragic incident,
我们为你重新布置了房间 对吧，吉姆？ we've had this splendid set of rooms made over for you, haven't we, Jim?
是的，我的妻子希望你能够安静休息 Yes. My wife would like you to rest in peace.
我甚至让乔尼的老朋友从阁楼里拿来了这幅画 I even had an old friend of Johnnie's brought down from the attic.
忠仆等待他的主人归来 "Old Faithful Awaits His Master's Return".
我以前就在这幅傻兮兮的油画下面睡觉 I used to sleep under that silly painting.
我相信这房间非常舒服 但是我们决定回伦敦的高档住宅住了 Very comforting, I'm sure, but we're expected back in Mayfair.
但这里已经是屋子里最大的房间了 But these are the largest rooms in the house.
你在伦敦找不到比这更好的了 You'll find nothing like it in London.
- 她有个目标 - 她总是有目标 She has a point. - She always does.
有时候我真不明白，你为什么会想要回家 Sometimes I don't know why you ever did wander home.
却放弃那些快乐 And miss all the fun?
维特克太太，厨子想告诉你说 那些禽类已经填好了 Cook would like to inform you, Mrs Whittaker, the bird is stuffed.
哦! Oh!
什么禽类？ What bird, hmm?
星期四的菜单应该是洋白菜煎土豆 我没有安排其他东西啊？ Thursday is bubble and squeak. I hadn't made any arrangements.
但是我安排了！ Oh, but I have!
为了感谢大家的理解，还有谢谢你们给的双人床 In appreciation of your understanding and for that delicious double bed.
我们睡觉的时候一定会想起你们的 We'll think of you every time we use it.
- 我们到底要庆祝什么？ - 感恩节 What exactly are we celebrating? - Thanksgiving.
感谢什么？ Thanks for what, hmm?
庆祝当地土著的灭亡 The annihilation of an entire indigenous people.
两个伟大文明的友好联合 A loving union of two great cultures.
- 就像我们这样 - 听起来好伟大 Just like us. - How transcontinental.
- 真不敢相信你还下了厨房 - 碧翠丝也提出反对 I can't believe you got into the kitchen. - Beatrice did put up a fight.
- 但是我技术比她好多了 - 碧翠丝是谁？ But technically I outrank her. - Who's Beatrice?
你的厨子，现在应该叫我的二厨 因为我有蓝带 Your cook. Or now my undercook, since I'm qualified cordon bleu.
那是一种职称 That's a degree.
费伯，把蔬菜拿去厨房，告诉厨子煮一下 Furber... take the vegetables down to the kitchen and tell Cook to cook them.
不用了，费伯，谢谢你 我想我的消化道希望尝试一下惊喜 No, Furber, thank you. I think I'll surprise my alimentary canal.
妈妈，如果你不介意的话，我先吃了，菜就要凉了 Mother, if you don't mind, I'm going to eat my meal before it gets cold.
费伯，我改变主意了，把蔬菜拿回来 Furber, I've changed my mind, bring it back!
我也是 Me, too.
狼吞虎咽吧！ [原文是模仿火鸡的叫声] Gobble, gobble!
是的 Yes!
教你个窍门，希尔达 Here's a tip, Hilda.
要抓住一个男人的心 最直接的方法就是抓住他的胃，或者是搞定他的妈妈 A sure way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Or his mother.
拉莉塔，我又找到了个和埃德加相像的人 Larita, look, I've found another likeness of Edgar.
- 玛丽昂，这是'大胖'阿巴克尔[默片时代的戏剧明星] - 他在监狱里，我知道 Marion, this is Fatty Arbuckle. - Who's in jail, I know that.
但是如果你缩一下他的脸颊 给他加个秃顶 But if you cut out his cheeks and give him a bald patch,
两个人就会非常像… there's a striking resemblance...
埃德加出去旅行了 穿过池塘 Edgar's away on a trip across the pond,
收割他的燕麦或者别的农作物 sewing his wild oats, or something agricultural.
- 她干的不错，我会给她好看的 - 我觉得你反应过度了 She's good, I'll give her that. - I think you're over-reacting.
拉拉？拉拉！ Lari? Lari!
别丢花瓶！别丢花瓶！ Not the vase! Not the vase!
麦仙翁花枝和蜜蜂授过粉的玫瑰 "Taking the corncockle buds and bee-kissed roses
在他起茧的手上摸拭 "roughly in his calloused hands,
他灼热，湿润的郁金香在她欢愉的河流中爆发 "his hot, moist tulip exploded in her river of delights..."
拉莉塔？ Larita?
这是个早到的圣诞礼物… Early Christmas present...
- 亲爱的，送给你的 - 哦，太让人意想不到了 For you, darling. - Ooh, the mind boggles.
这实在是…实在是 Well, it's... it's...
太壮观了 太丑陋了 It's magnificent. It's monstrous!
这画得是我，我给一个年轻的西班牙人当模特 你是不是也非常的喜欢？ It's me. I posed for a young Spaniard. Don't you absolutely adore it?
非常有意思，亲爱的 但是我实在看不出你来 Very expressive, darling, but I can't quite see you in it.
你可以看到其他的啊 You can see everything else!
你在一个完全陌生的人面前脱光了衣服？ You took your clothes off in front of a total stranger?
- 她当然脱光了 - 我觉得这太不神圣了 Of course she took her clothes off. - I think it's unholy.
我不确定我是不是赞成你裸体 我说的是，如果…如果我不在场 I'm not sure I approve of you being nude. You know, without... without me.
与众不同 Extraordinary.
你实际上想要表达什么？ What exactly are you hoping to achieve?
只是想要跟上潮流而已…妈妈 Just trying to get into the swing of things... Mother.
说的真动听，那么你也很愿意和我们一起去骑马打猎咯？ Marvellous! Well, then, you'll be riding in the hunt with us, won't you?
如果你不拿掉这幅画的话 我也许能被说服哦 I might be persuaded if the painting stays.
- 狩猎 - 油画 Hunt. - Paint.
狩猎！ Hunt!
好吧 Very well.
狩猎 Hunt.
大场面 View, hello.
大家好 很高兴见到你，理查德 Hello, everyone. Good to see you. Richard.
早上好，吉姆！ 互相抢跑了好几次之后 Morning, Jim! After generations of false starts,
我们的骑兵队伍又合在一起了 we've finally managed to combine our cavalry.
恭喜你 小小便利促成的婚姻 Congratulations. A marriage of minor convenience.
我保证，你会没事的 You'll be fine, I promise.
当你和那个霍尔博洛夫家的男孩对上视线的时候 就用力的抛媚眼 The second you have the Holborough boy's eye, flirt outrageously.
但是华威·霍尔博洛夫的耳朵有剑桥奖杯那么大 But Warwick Holborough has ears like the Cambridge Cup!
你最后的奖励可是菲立普， 如果你想吸引男人的注意…首先要忽视他 And Philip's the prize. Now, if you want a man's attention... ignore him.
华威？那个螺母肉肠手？ Warwick the Wingnut and Sausage Fingers?
多么相称的一对啊 他们的小孩一定像木偶一样 What a handsome couple. They'll have puppies not children.
等等…我有些话要说 Wait... there's something I need to say.
我发现…你被他们遗忘在这里 I see you... you're wasted here.
等时间合适的时候…给我打个电话 When the time comes... give me a ring.
如果我找到你的脖子，一定会拧断它的 If I could find your neck, I'd wring it.
- 拉莉塔正在勾搭菲立普 - 她就像是捕蝇草里的维纳斯！ Larita's making sheep's eyes at Philip. - She's a Venus de Flytrap!
- 她想把他骗的目不转睛 - 她对菲利普没有兴趣 She wants him all to herself. - She's not interested in Philip.
- 没人对菲利普有兴趣 - 我有兴趣 Nobody's interested in Philip. - I am!
拉莉塔，上马 Mount up, Larita.
如果你不介意的话，我觉得可以让狐狸先逃一阵子 If you don't mind, I think I might give the fox a head start.
拉拉，快上马好吗？ Lari, get on the pony, please.
哦，果然跟我想的一样… Oh, it's just as I thought...
我说了我会骑的，绝不食言 Oh, I said I'd ride, and I'm always good for my word.
Tally-ho!
宝贝，用卫星监视我吧 Spy on me, baby, use satellite
用红外线盯着我在夜里穿行 Infrared to see me move through the night
瞄准，开火，将我命中 Aim, going to fire, shoot me right
我会喜欢你战斗的方式 I'm going to like the way you fight
现在你发现了我使用的密码 Now you've found the secret code I use
将我的孤单的忧郁洗刷一空 To wash away my lonely blues
于是我无法否认或撒谎 因为你是唯一能带我飞翔的人 So I can't deny or lie cos you're the only one to make me fly
性感炸弹，性感炸弹 你就是个性感炸弹 Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're a sex bomb
当我需要前往的时候 你可以把它给我 You can give it to me when I need to come along...
什么？ What?
你是我的性感炸弹… You're my sex bomb...
- 她在做什么？ - 从她的架势来看，是绕场一圈庆祝胜利 What is she doing? - A victory lap, by the look of things.
那孩子骨子里的野性 太有感染力 There's something wild about that child that's so contagious.
喔-吼！ Whoo-hoo!
她保证说她会骑的 哈哈！ Well, she promised she'd ride. Ha-ha!
没有女伴拥有我们的号码 ... no chaperone can get our number
整个世界都已经入睡，让我们为所欲为 The world's in a slumber, let's misbehave!
孩子，在你骨子里的野性很有感染力 There's something wild about you, child, that's so contagious
让我们感染别人 让我们为所欲为！ Let's be outrageous, let's misbehave!
当亚当赢得了夏娃的爱 他不会在乎被嘲弄 When Adam won Eve's hand, he wouldn't stand for teasin'
他不会在乎那些过季的苹果 He didn't care about those apples out of season
他们说春天对于那些爱情鸟来说只是小事而已 They say that Spring means just one little thing to little lovebirds
我们并不比鸟儿高等，让我们为所欲为 We're not above birds, let's misbehave...
喔！ Whoo!
希尔达小姐，纽约来的电话 Miss Hilda, telephone from New York.
乔治伯伯？ Uncle George?
哦，感谢上帝，终于听到个友好的声音了 Oh, thank God, a friendly voice.
是的，她完全就是个可怕的噩梦 Yes, and she's a complete nightmare.
真的吗？ Really?
太淫秽了 How salacious.
进来 Come in.
妈妈？ Mother?
对于今天的闹剧，我想向你道歉 I'd like to apologise for today's schmozzle.
没有必要道歉 That really won't be necessary.
拉莉塔一直就很坦诚，她说过不喜欢血腥的运动 Larita made no secret of her disapproval of blood sports.
但是她按照约定参加了 She did ride as promised.
好吧，我们也许应该表扬她 实现自己承诺的天才想法 Well, we should credit her with her imaginative way of keeping her word.
你一定很为她感到骄傲 You must be very proud of her.
妈妈，我觉得 Mother, I think...
我觉得也许拉莉塔和我应该离开 I think maybe Larita and I ought to go.
哦 Oh...
好吧，我知道了，也好 Yes, I see. Very well.
只要你喜欢，随时可以回来看看 Feel free to drop in whenever it takes your fancy.
- 你走吧，过的开心 - 不要这付表情 Off you go. Enjoy. - Don't be like that.
对不起，亲爱的，妈妈这次不是已经很和善了吗？ I'm sorry, dear, wasn't Mummy being kind enough?
拿上这些，足够用到君士坦丁堡了 Take these, they might get you as far as Constantinople!
- 还有这些…够去卡萨布兰卡了 - 妈妈，别说了 And this... Casablanca. - Mother, stop it!
不，应该是你别闹了！ No. You stop it!
你能不能不要这么幼稚了 Stop being so na飗e!
约翰，钱已经用完了 The money's gone, John.
什么都不剩下了 Nothing left.
这个家庭和破产之间的唯一屏障 The only thing standing between this family and bankruptcy
就是后院那几个估价的人 are those surveyors in the back field.
赫斯特爵士答应买下400英亩的地 这样执行官就不会来强行收地 Lord Hurst is offering to buy 400 acres to keep the bailiffs away.
约翰·维特克，这原本是你的遗产 而我要卖掉这块地 It's your legacy, John Whittaker... and I'm selling it.
- 我一点都不知道 - 不…你不明白 I had no idea. - No... No, you don't.
你原本应该接手这块土地 担负起你的责任来 You were supposed to take over the estate, take your responsibilities.
结果你却出乎意料地结婚了 But you were unexpectedly flagged down.
我这些年一直在努力 而身边的男人却什么都不管 I've been struggling for years with a man who doesn't care,
我一直等你回来，站出来接手这一切 waiting for you to step up to the mark.
算了，你走吧 No. You just go.
和你的赛车手一起去阿尔及尔吧 Go to Algiers with your racing car driver.
我已经累得不想管了！ I'm too tired to care any more!
其实一点都不用惊讶 约翰，看看这块土地 It's not exactly surprising, John. Look at the grounds.
- 你的妈妈是非常实际的 - 在哪方面？ Your mother is being very practical. - In what sense?
你没有回来，而你的父亲十多年前就搬出去了 You're not coming back. Your father moved out decades ago.
菲利普不愿意和希尔达结婚 也没有人愿意娶玛丽昂 Philip's not going to marry Hilda. Nobody's going to marry Marion.
把土地分开来，卖给邻居是最恰当的解决办法 Subdividing the land and selling to a neighbour is an elegant solution.
还有更糟的 Somewhat harsh.
以前我也卖掉过属于我的股份 I've had my fair share of selling off my past,
那不过是一场无情的拍卖 既不有趣也不美好 and it is an auction of innocence that's neither fun nor pretty,
但这就是现实 也是你母亲最擅长的 but it is realistic, something your mother excels in.
但这是我的职责 But it's my responsibility.
仁慈的上帝啊，我怎么会看不出来？ Gracious, how can I have been so blind?
哦，是冬天的绣花球花 你怎么种出来的？ Oh, winter hydrangeas! How do you do it?
对热情，坚持和马粪的良好控制 It's a controlled mixture of passion, persistence and horse manure.
我希望能够看一眼新娘 I was hoping to catch a glimpse of the new bride.
啊！约翰的妻子有非常反复的过敏 Ah! John's wife has very fickle allergies.
- 过敏？ - 花粉过敏，艾玛，你相信吗？ Allergies to what? - Flowers, Emma. Can you believe it?
就这个地方来说，选择这样的床伴很奇怪吧 That is a strange choice of bed fellow for this neck of the woods.
你应该继续撮合约翰和萨拉 You'll just have to make do with John and Sarah.
就像旧时候 It'll be like old times.
当你微笑的时候，整个世界都在微笑 When you're smiling, the whole world smiles...
怎么黑眼圈那么重？ Why the big Panda eyes?
萨拉，我一直有几句话想要问你，但是我不敢 I've often meant to ask you something, but I hadn't the courage.
好吧，那还是不要问了 Well, don't then.
你是不是也觉得我像个浪荡子 没有告诉你就和拉莉塔结了婚？ Did you think I behaved like a cad, marrying Larita without telling you?
没有，当然没有 No, of course not.
你抓住了机会，为爱而结婚，我很赞赏 You took the opportunity and married for love. I respect you for it.
如果我们俩结了婚，那只会是为了家族的便利和友情 If we'd have married it would've been for friendship and convenience.
- 是这样吗？ - 没错！ Would it? - Yes!
我们对彼此都太了解了 We knew one another far too well.
我希望我的婚姻动人心弦 浪漫，还要有激情飞扬的情书 I want my marriage to be thrilling, romantic, with passionate love letters.
- 我也可以给你写情书 - 但是你没写，对吗？ I could've written you love letters. - Well, you didn't, did you?
我一样很爱你 I did love you all the same.
约翰，别说了 John, stop it.
他和我在法国认识的男人大不一样 He's very different from the man I met in France.
大男孩，可爱的大孩子，不曾改变 The boy. The same, sweet boy.
她说的是真的吗？ 你真得要把这块土地卖掉？ Is it true what she says? Are you really selling off the land?
我很诚实的告诉你，我一点办法也没有 To be perfectly honest, I haven't the faintest idea.
但这里是你的家，有你的亲人家眷和仆人 But it's your home, it's your community.
难道你不在乎吗？ Doesn't that matter?
不 No.
你总是出人意料 You're a dark horse.
你没有发现村里像我这样年纪的人很少吗？ Have you noticed how few men of my age there are in this village?
14年前，我们在国王的感召下入伍 Fourteen years ago, we all took the King's shilling.
我们一起当了兵 We all signed up together.
我的兄弟，朋友，同僚… My brother, friends, staff...
一个个在大战的前线倒下 All hunkered down in the front row of The Great War.
我觉得就是因为他们 那些将军才能安然地坐在书桌前 I thought they kept majors safely behind desks?
活着才能升迁 Promotion for surviving.
作为队长，我必须把他们都赶出战壕 As captain, it was my job to get them all out of the trenches.
我们第1次冲锋的前4分钟 Within the first four minutes of our first charge...
就死了2万人 ...20,000 men died.
沿着路过去就是索温顿… In Thorverton, down the road here...
他们的人被派驻在摩洛哥 ...they were stationed in Morocco.
他们的队长最终把所有人都带回了家 Their captain bought them all home.
而我一个人也没能带回来 I didn't bring a single man back.
整个村子的人都死了 This whole village died.
我想至少你的人生里还剩下一些火花 I think there's a glimmer of life in you yet.
好吧，如果还有的话，也绝不是为了 享受宠物的葬礼和日本的提灯 Well, if there is, it has no time for pet cemeteries and Japanese lanterns.
- 你为什么要回来？ - 我没有别的选择 Why did you come back? - I had no choice.
早上好，太太 需要我做什么吗？ Bonjour, Madame. Qu'est-ce que vous voulez?
她去找你了 'She came for you? '
为什么要撒谎呢？ Why the lie?
她觉得渴望回家会好听些 She thought "wandering home" sounded better.
直截了当的说，怎么说我已经不在乎了 And to be perfectly frank, I no longer cared.
我讨厌开新局，有太多球了，我一个也打不进 I hate new games. There are too many balls, I can't sink anything.
- 拿杜松子当球吧，热狗手！ - 我从来没有赢过 Sink some gin, Sausage Fingers! - I never, ever win.
哦，做的好！ Oh, well done!
不要再舔了，过来帮忙 过来，过来 Stop sucking it. Come and help. Come on, Pops.
好了，小姐，耐心点 All right, Missie, hold your horses.
好了，清台 Right, clear the decks, puppies.
我可以打扰下吗？ May I?
我有些话想要说 I was hoping to have a word.
我们一整天都在忙着赚钱的事情 我没有心情听其他的东西 We're accentuating the positive today, I don't have a mind for anything else.
当然…当然 Of course... of course.
我知道你最近手头相当的紧张 I know you are under considerable stress...
关于什么？ Regarding what?
赫斯特爵士希望购买你的房产 Lord Hurst's kind offer to buy into your property.
我在伦敦的地产商也是个作价的专家 The realtor I'm dealing with in London also specialises in subdivision.
也许他能够帮忙，商量个高些的价格 Perhaps he could help negotiate a premium price.
谢谢，但这根本就不管你的事 Thank you, but really this is of no concern of yours.
这当然跟我有关，我现在是这个家庭的一员了 我希望提供帮助 Of course it's a concern. I am a member of this family now and I'd like to help.
这就是你对帮助的理解，是吗？ And this is your interpretation of "help", is it?
把我的遗产拆的七零八落，然后卖给出价最高的买家？ Carving up our heritage and selling it off to the highest bidder?
对于你这样从一个成立时间 甚至不如你坐的椅子历史悠久的国家出来的人来说 Coming from a country no older than the chair you are sitting in,
也许是个非常实际的方法 it seems a very practical solution.
只需要把世代居住在这里 Just forget the seven generations of people
将一生都奉献给这片土地的人抛在脑后就可以了 who have devoted their entire lives to farming this land.
让其他的东西来干活就行了 只要有台机器就可以了 Get someone else to do it. With a machine, no less.
你以为你是谁？ Who do you think you are?
挥舞着大把钞票，就像只发情的猫一样 Swinging your wherewithal like a cat on heat.
拉莉塔，如果你真的想帮忙的话 If you really want to be of assistance, Larita,
你自己知道我们要什么 I think you know what's required.
好了 Right...
现在让专家来给你展示下，比赛应该是怎么打的 I think it's time an expert showed you how this game is played.
看好了 Watch it...
打得好！ Bravo!
我不得不说，多厉害的运动家啊 你能想象吗？太完美了 What a sportswoman, I must say. Can you imagine? Fantastic!
拉拉，我糊涂了 'Lari, you're confusing me.'
- 我觉得自己被关进了陷阱 - 我不明白你的意思 'I'm feeling trapped.' - 'I don't understand.'
是这间房子！ 毁灭的气氛四处笼罩 It's this house! It has an air of doom hanging over it.
我已经快要受不了了 And I can barely stand the weight much longer.
答案就是继续出国 The answer is to go abroad again.
还不行，现在起要过我的人生，你明白的 Not yet. This is my life for now, you know that.
- 那我又在扮演什么角色呢？ - 你说话不用那么大声吧 And what part do I play in it? - Do you have to be so loud?
当然！我是个美国人 Of course I do! I'm American.
为什么要为这样的小事大吵大闹呢？ 这样解决不了问题 What is the use of bickering like this? It doesn't lead anywhere.
不知道 也许最后自然会解决得 You never know. It might lead to a natural end.
你是这样想的？ Do you want it to?
你是这样想的？ Do you?
不！ No!
我只想安静地、平静地过活 I just want some peace and quiet.
你说这样的话还太年轻了些 You're far too young to make a remark like that.
我年纪大小不由自己控制… I can't help my age...
奶奶 ...Grandma.
甜心，对不起，我不应该让你觉得孤单，对不起 Look, I'm sorry that I leave you alone so much. Honestly, I'm sorry.
很好，那么我们找些事情做吧 Good. Then let's do something about it.
我们为什么开那么快？ Why are we driving so fast?
因为我害怕地想逃走！ The thrill of escape!
你今天看起来就像受惊的猎物 这块土地上最漂亮的猎物 You're looking very game today. Fairest game in the land.
给你一便士，告诉我你在想什么？ A penny for your thoughts?
一便士恐怕不够，小指头 It's more than pennies, I'm afraid, Pinkie.
今年的派对我估计负担不起了 I don't think I can afford the party this year.
- 但是那些日式提灯！ - 没了，取消了 But the Japanese lanterns! - No, cancelled.
日式提灯和女仆，只能二选一 Had to choose, Japanese lanterns or the maid.
你可别想那么容易置身事外 我的提案依然有效 You're not getting out of it that easily. My offer of cellar and staff still stands.
圣诞节不能缺了你跳舞 It wouldn't be Christmas without your knees-up.
哦！这是我来了以后 第一次那么清楚地看风景，喔！ Oh! This is the first piece of clarity I've had since arriving. Whoo!
为什么我们没法永远像现在这样生活下去? Why can't we live in moments like these forever?
为什么？ Why?
因为你不再爱我了，亲爱的！ Because you've stopped loving me, my darling!
你怎么能这样说 How can you say that?
哦，这些话只是脱口而出 Oh, I just open my mouth and the words come out.
那让我们再重新开始 Then let's make a fresh start.
我有很多事情要告诉你，难以说出口的事 There are so many things I need to tell you about me. Hard things.
我不在乎 I don't care.
我在乎 I do.
没关系，我完全相信你 It doesn't matter. I trust you absolutely.
当春天再次来临，我会再见到你 I'll see you again whenever Spring breaks through again...
来吧 Come on.
时间也许飞逝 Time may lie heavy between
曾经的过去被遗忘 But what has been is past forgetting
我一生中的甜蜜回忆 This sweet memory
会向我走来 Throughout my life will come to me
而整个世界在扭曲 Though the world may go awry...
开枪！ Shot!
约翰！ John!
- 一级棒 - 哦！ Top hole. - Oh!
我也不知道那件事更糟一些 是你们为了得到一些隐私 I can't decide which is worse, that you had to sneak outside
而偷偷溜到外面去 还是你被薇罗妮卡抓包 to get some privacy, or that you were caught by Veronica.
谁是薇罗妮卡 Who's Veronica?
是我，那是我的名字 I am. It's my name.
- 我不觉得有什么好笑的！ - 你说的没错，亲爱的，不好笑 I fail to see the humour in it! - No, darling, you're quite right.
我完全明白这件事的严重后果 这可不是什么笑料 I can certainly see the serious implications. It's not a laughing matter.
这只是个笑料罢了 It's only a laughing matter.
就算是在美国，当众暴露不雅部位也是违法的 Indecent exposure is illegal. Even in America.
是的，是的 Yep, yep...
你说的对，我们非常非常地抱歉，对吗？ You're right. And we're very, very sorry, aren't we?
- 不，我不觉得，这是我的丈夫 - 这是我的家！ No, I'm not. This is my husband. - And this is my home!
也许是时候放他们远走高飞了 Maybe it's time for them to fly the nest?
当然不行，他们会老方一帖，继续若无其事下去 Certainly not. They will stay put and brazen this out.
另外你可以把那羞耻的油画从我家里拿走 And you can get that ghastly painting out of my house!
对于你的水性杨花，我们都很清楚 We do not need any more reminders of your easy virtue!
- 费伯，你很兴奋吧？ - 先生，非常的 Excited, Furber? - Overwhelmed, sir.
- 希尔达小姐… - 乔治叔叔，爆炸性新闻啊 Miss Hilda... - Uncle George... How explosive!
费伯，我想这应该是芦笋吧 Furber, I recognise that as asparagus.
没错，太太 Correct, Madam.
- 哈，我真为可怜的潘达不值 - 这次又怎么了？ Ha! I pity poor Panda. - Oh, what is it now?
看这个，底特律新闻 乔治叔叔就是个超级侦探！ Read! "The Detroit News". Uncle George is a super sleuth!
收集旧报纸应该是像我这样真正无聊的人的唯一慰藉 Collecting old newspapers is the last refuge of a truly boring man.
无聊？才没有呢，这可是个大丑闻 Boring? Far from it. It was a scandal!
是不是啊…莫利太太？ Wasn't it... Mrs Morley?
密歇根州，底特律的汤姆·莫利太太 Mrs Tom Morley of Detroit, Michigan.
希尔达你太荒唐了 Don't be grotesque, Hilda.
好吧，我最好在倒胃口前把饭先吃完 Well, I suppose I'd better finish my meal before it wilts entirely.
- 要调料吗？ - 哦，我实在是被吓坏了！ Any dressing? - Oh, I am genuinely shocked!
- 不用了，我一般快吃完的时候才用 - 我们上了某些人的当！ No thanks, I always end up wearing it. - We've been hoodwinked!
- 特别是那个稀拉的香醋沙司 - 折磨人啊！ Especially that runny vinaigrette. - Fire and brimstone!
蛋黄酱比较粘稠 Mayonnaise has more ballast.
你能不能不要这样阴阳怪气的 Will you stop this insulting behaviour immediately?
我一直讨厌这张照片里的样子 Oh, I always hated that photo of myself.
我想到过很多的可能，但这一件除外 Of everything I ever expected, nothing prepared me for this.
- 是什么？ - 她因为谋杀罪而被起诉 For what? - She was charged with murder.
- 我被无罪释放了 - 这算是安慰我吗？ I was acquitted. - And that's consolation?
- 我告诉过你，我的丈夫死了 - 但是你没有告诉我们他是怎么死的 I told you my husband died. - But you didn't tell us how, did you?
约翰知道吗？ Does John know about this?
- 我明白了… - 这跟我们没有关系 I see... - It's no concern of ours.
爸爸，是真的！ Father! Really!
是的，在希尔达把所有的事情都查出来之后 Yes, and after Hilda went to all that trouble digging it up.
我要出去抽根烟，你去吗？ I'm going outside for a cigarette. Care to join me?
谢谢，吉姆，我也去，请别介意 Thank you, Jim. Don't mind if I do.
没有关系？ No concern?
一群难缠的人 The pack's closing.
这个女人占了你儿子的便宜 This woman has taken advantage of our son!
如果他知道的话，他绝对不会和你结婚的 He'd never have married her if he'd known.
- 你也明白这一点，对不对？ - 你会希望我们只是有过一段？ You know that, do you? - You'd have preferred we had an affair?
- 那样也许更合适些！ - 妈妈！ It would've been more appropriate! - Mother!
- 很遗憾，我同意你的说法 - 真相大白了，你说话就轻松了 Unfortunately, I agree with you! - It's easy to talk like this now.
一点也不容易，是心碎 我爱约翰，但不是盲目的爱 It isn't easy, it's heartbreaking. I love John, but it's not blind love.
玛丽昂，你刚才的声音是要表示 轻蔑呢，还是你哮喘了？ Marion, does that sound indicate contempt or asthma?
莫利太太，你别以为能够把我们玩弄在鼓掌之中 You can't palm us off like that, Mrs Morley.
你现在的样子才是 你比自认为的要蠢多了 This is your doing. You're a bigger fool than you look.
拉莉塔是你喜欢的那种 对不对，爸爸？ Larita is your type, isn't she, Father?
这是你们说过的最好的恭维了 That is the nicest thing any of you have ever said.
大家好啊，我们准备去野餐吗？ Hello, are we having a picnic?
约翰…我希望能由你的妻子自己来解释 拉莉塔，你来说吧 John... I think your wife better unveil this one herself. Don't you, Larita?
在我们认识之前… Before we met...
我被送上了法庭，因为我丈夫的死 ...I was involved in a court case over the death of my husband.
那是段紧张和难过的经历 It was seedy and stressful,
但是既然我被判无罪 but since I was found innocent
我觉得没有必要让你知道太多的细节 I didn't think it necessary to burden you with the details.
无罪？ Innocent?
一个男人自杀了，她应该为此负责 She was responsible for a man killing himself!
虽然判决结果是自杀 但实际上不仅仅是那样 The verdict was suicide but that's not where it started.
我以为是癌症 I thought it was cancer.
是癌症 It was...
但是当时他病的快死了 But he was so desperately sick.
如果你认识他的话，你会明白我的做法是可以被宽恕的 If you'd known him, you would've understood how forgivable it was.
- 不是她毒死了他 - 大家都是这么想的 It's not as if she poisoned him. - That's what everyone thinks.
- 她是只黑寡妇 - 我很同情你，玛丽昂 She's a black widow. - I pity you, Marion.
真的吗？可我不希望被你同情！ Really? Well, I won't let you!
好了，够了，你们还要去组织跳舞 我建议你们都去做事！ Right, that's it! You have a dance to organise, I suggest you all get to it!
现在就去！ Now!
希尔达！过来，进屋去！ Hilda! Come on, inside!
约翰 John...
你的眼泪是因为生气还是羞愧？ Are you crying because you're angry or ashamed?
都不是 Neither.
到这里来是一生中最令我丧失信心的经历 Coming here has been the most demoralising experience of my life.
你为什么不告诉我？ Why didn't you tell me?
我想说的 但一切发生的太快太突然了 I wanted to, everything just happened so fast.
这并不是个好借口 That's not good enough.
我好几次都想说 I tried to, several times.
但是你任我…全心全意的 But you trusted me..."absolutely".
而且你也见到狩猎那天 那些虚伪的人的嘴脸 And you saw the field day those fatuous hypocrites made of it.
拉莉塔，请你记住，他们是我的家人 Please remember they're my family.
如果不是你的家人，我根本都不会去想着他们 I shouldn't think of them at all if they weren't.
不管怎么样，你应该告诉我的 Still... you should have told me.
你应该多爱我一点 You should have loved me more.
我已经没法爱你了 I couldn't love you any more.
你应该多爱我一点 You should have loved me better.
我不懂，拉莉塔 I don't understand you, Larita.
我完全看不透你 I don't understand you at all.
1... 2... 3... 你只会动左脚吗？ 1... 2... 3... Are you all left feet?
和你跳舞就好像在推一架钢琴 Dancing with you is like trying to move a piano.
我很好奇那个美国人会穿什么衣服 I wonder what the American will be wearing.
还有她想毒死谁！ Or who she'll be poisoning!
你愿不愿一起在月光下好好地散个步？ Do you like long, moonlit walks?
除非有人惹恼了我 Only when taken by people who annoy me.
那你只有我一个选择了 拉莉塔在楼上，她头疼 You've got me all to yourself. Larita's upstairs with a headache.
到底你告诉我，是哪个小白痴害的她那样的呢？ And which little fool, pray tell, gave her that?
- 你应该去看看拉莉塔是不是没事 - 我去看过她了，她没事 You ought to see if Larita is coping. - I already have. She's fine.
对她来说，今天是难熬的一天，约翰 It's been a very trying day for her, John.
- 去把你的妻子带下来 - 不用，我不着急 Go and escort your wife down. - No, I wouldn't worry.
你知道我老婆的脾气，等她准备好了自然会下来的 You know my wife, she'll make an entrance when she's ready.
请进 Come in.
快关门，光照到我了 [双关:意指她的身份和过去曝光了] Quickly, you'll blow my cover.
你为什么一个人坐在暗处？ Why are you sitting in the dark?
就是看看 Watching.
卸下伪装之后，全世界的人都一样 People are so universally similar when their guard is down.
- 哦，你好！哈哈！ Oh, hello! Ha-ha!
看起来等他们戴上伪装之后，全世界的人也还是一样的 It seems they are universally similar when their guard is up, as well.
可以坐吗？ May I?
- 感谢你今天表现的那么英勇 - 面对危机，你实在是冷静的可怕 Thank you for being gallant today. - You are damn cool in a crisis.
在法庭上，法官也说了差不多的话 The judge at my trial said something similar.
你为什么这么做？ Why did you do it?
你为什么要和约翰结婚？ Why did you marry John?
我的第一个丈夫年级稍大些 他的结局很糟糕 My first husband was older, and his end was messy.
在这之后很久，这个… Long afterwards, this...
男孩… ...boy...
这个纯真的男孩闯了进来 纯净无瑕 ...this pure boy arrived fresh and unblemished.
我和他结婚是因为其他的关系在我看来… I married him because any other relationship seemed...
是那么的廉价和肮脏 ...cheap and squalid.
我的第一次婚姻带走了我的青春 而现在我正在偷走别人的青春 My first marriage cost me my youth, and here I am stealing someone else's.
你准备怎么做？ What will you do?
尽我所能吧 The best I can.
戴维斯，谢谢你 Oh, Davis, thank you.
- 还有谢谢你，小指头 - 不用，我亲爱的，不用客气 And thank you, Pinkie. - No, not at all, my dear.
- 你看看这些出席的人群 - 嗯… Just look at this turnout. - Hmm...
他们只是来看辛西那提魅魔女的反复表演 They've only come for a repeat performance of the Cincinnati succubus.
我有这个荣幸吗？ May I have the pleasure?
哦，快看！ Oh, look!
- 探戈，谢谢 - 没问题，探戈... Tango, please. - Certainly. Tango...
和我跳舞，约翰 Dance with me, John.
拉拉，别这样 Lari, don't.
求你了，和我跳舞 Please? Dance with me.
你真勇敢！ That was very gallant.
- 你应该去阻止他们，妈妈 - 不，我不会去 You've got to stop them, Mother. - No, I don't.
哦，太精彩了！太精彩了！ Oh, marvellous! Marvellous!
简直像是从布宜诺斯艾利斯妓院 Straight from the bordellos of Buenos Aires
回到了伦敦的舞厅 大师，继续演奏！ to the Hippodrome of London, Maestro, take it away!
吉姆，你闹够了 Jim, this is the end.
恭喜你，太太 Congratulations, Madam.
- 你喝酒了？费伯？ - 是的，太太，喝了很多 Have you been drinking, Furber? - Yes, Madam. Prodigiously.
- 你总是让人惊讶 - 哦，没错，太太 You are full of surprises. - Oh, yes, Madam.
甚至有一次我被抓了起来 I was even arrested once.
- 为什么？ - 因为重婚 What for? - Bigamy.
啊，你在这儿 小指头，我找到你了 Ah, there you are, Pinkie, I've found you.
拉莉塔，你要去哪里？ Larita, where are you going?
离开这里，萨拉，为了约翰 Away, Sarah. For John's sake.
去很远很远的地方 Far, far away.
我能为你做什么呢？ Is there anything I can do?
你可以照顾他 You can look after him.
像我这样的女人总是对爱情感到厌倦 我们期盼地太多了 Women like me are tiresome in love. We expect too much.
和约翰结婚，这本来是再自然不过的了 Marry John. It's the way things always should've been.
- 很抱歉，我害一切偏离了轨道 - 你真的那么爱他吗？ I'm just so sorry I got in the way. - You love him that much?
去吧，我给你打掩护 Go. I'll cover for you.
好萨拉 Sweet Sarah.
你的头疼好了，我很高兴 So glad you've recovered from your headache.
请你不要再用那些社交谎言来敷衍了 Please don't build any convenient social lies on my behalf.
- 我得说，妈妈只是… - 继续玩哑谜吗？ I say, Mother is only... - Fighting to keep the charade alive?
薇罗妮卡，为了让这个家庭不分崩离析 你显示出了无比的韧性 You've shown tremendous fortitude holding this family together, Veronica,
我很尊敬你 and I can respect that.
但我不能认同的是你那为了将一切 掌控而采取的控制方式 What I can't respect is the manipulative road you've chosen to maintain control.
战争已经结束了，继续往前走 This war is over. Move on.
往前走，说的真轻巧 "Move on." Oh, how convenient.
哦，清醒点吧，玛丽昂 埃德加不会回来了 Oh, wake up, Marion. Edgar's not coming back.
不是铃坏了，问题在于你 And that ring isn't stuck, you are.
还有希尔达，你很有前途 可以你却将之浪费在恶意揣测上 And Hilda, you've got such promise, yet you're squandering it on malice.
我给你们两个的建议是 My advice to both you girls?
走吧！去亲眼看看世界的模样 Run! Go see the world through your own eyes.
这话听起来真像是个 诱惑水手走向死亡的海妖 So speaks the siren, leading the sailors to their death.
至少我不是个美杜沙，我不会把他们变成石头 At least I'm not Medusa, turning them to stone.
- 滚出去！ - 拉莉塔？拉拉？ Get out! - Larita? Lari?
- 拉拉，别走 - 约翰，我必须离开 Lari, don't go. - John, I have to.
我没法在这里住下去了，谁也住不下去 I can't live here. Nothing can.
但你是我的妻子，我爱着你 But you're my wife, and I love you.
哦，约翰我亲爱的 Oh, John, my darling...
你不知道什么是爱 You don't know what love is.
你不明白爱人至深 You have no idea what it means to love someone so much
愿意为他们做一切事的感觉 that you will do anything for them.
甚至为他们注射毒药 Even inject them with poison
因为他们虚弱的无法自己动手 when they were too feeble to do it for themselves.
我不相信你能够那样的爱我 I don't believe that you could've ever loved me like that.
约翰，让她走 Oh, John, let her go.
让她走，让她到世界的另一头去 将她的毒液注射到别的家庭去！ Let her go, off into the sunset to inject another family with her poison!
妈妈！ 你给我走 Mother... Off you go!
最好在你的过去再一次抓住你之前！ Before your past catches up with you... again!
妈妈 Mother!
哦，你这邪恶的… Oh, you evil...
妈妈，闭嘴！ Mother! Shut up!
他们预测说天气会回暖，太太 They are predicting warmer weather, Madam.
我知道，费伯，天气会好起来的 谢谢你 Yes, Furber, I believe they are. Thank you.
你很慷慨 Very generous.
有些特别的东西要给杰克逊 你记得给他 There's something special in there for Jackson. Make sure he gets it.
当然没问题 太太会住在哪里？ Of course. Where will Madam be staying?
谁知道呢 Who knows?
祝你好运 Good luck.
你也是，费伯 And you, Furber.
费伯，你能不能给我送一下画？ Would you forward the painting please, Furber?
去哪里，先生？ To where, sir?
我很乐意替你传达好消息，先生 I shall enjoy passing on the good news, sir.
我亲爱的，艰难之路，惟勇者行 Well, my dear, when the going gets tough, the tough get going.
我有些事情要告诉你 真的？ I've got something to tell you Really?
我有些事情要告诉你 我洗耳恭听 I got something to say I'm all ears.
我会放任心情去驾驶 I'm going to put these wheels in motion
什么也无法阻挡我前行 And let nothing stand in my way...
亲爱的，我会翻山越岭 Darling, I'll climb any mountain
亲爱的，我什么都愿意做 Darling, I'll do anything
艰难之路 When the going gets tough
惟勇者行 The tough get going
当前路崎岖 When the going gets rough
坚韧变成粗鲁 The tough get rough
带我穿越河流 Gonna get myself across the river
这是我愿意付出的代价 That's the price that I'm willing to pay
我会让你为人师表 I'm gonna make you stand and deliver
用那旧式的方式给我爱情 And give me love in that old-fashioned way
亲爱的，我会翻山越岭 Oh, darling, I'll climb any mountain
亲爱的，我什么都愿意做 Darling, I'll do anything
因为艰难之路 Cos when the going gets tough
惟勇者行 The tough get going
当前路崎岖 When the going gets rough
坚韧变成粗鲁 The tough get rough...
先生们，女士们 请允许我介绍本片的管弦乐队 My Lords, ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Easy Virtue Orchestra.
尊敬的詹姆斯·华生，我们的钢琴 On piano, the honourable James Watson.
贝司手，‘贝司引擎’托马斯·梅森 On the bass, Thomas "The Bass Engine" Mason.
次中音大号，奥壬·马绍尔 On the euphonium, Oren Marshall.
克里斯托夫·韦伯斯特，长号 Christopher Webster, trombone.
鼓手，大卫·让特利先生和本杰明·布莱恩特 Drums, Mr David Rowntree and Benjamin Bryant.
尤克莱利琴，保罗·乌拉德 On the ukulele, Paul Woollard.
吉他，克里斯托夫·蒙塔格 On the guitar, Christopher Montague.
音板，杰森·波肖夫 On the washboard, Jason Boshoff.
萨克斯风，‘微型’麦克·史密斯和萨缪尔·法兰克 Saxophones, Mike "The Micro" Smith and Samuel Franke.
单簧管，克里斯托夫·凯德维尔和布莱德利·格兰特 On clarinets, Christopher Caldwell and Bradley Grant.
小号手，杰拉德·普雷森瑟尔和克里斯托夫·斯托尔 On the trumpets, Gerard Presencer and Christopher Storr.
弦乐，苏菲·索罗门，佩里·蒙塔格·梅森，埃梅林·辛格顿 On strings, Sophie Solomon, Perry Montague-Mason, Emlyn Singleton,
伯格斯洛·科斯特斯基，彼得·拉尔，大卫·达尼尔斯和乔·奈特 Boguslaw Kostecki, Peter Lale, David Daniels and Joe Knight.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
还有锯琴，大卫·寇尔特 And on the saw, David Coulter.
班多钮手风琴，'探戈'伊恩·华生 On the bandone髇, Ian "Tango-man" Watson.
双簧管，‘圣徒’凯瑟琳·圣约翰 And on the oboe, Katherine "St-John-St-John" St John.
谢谢你，凯特 Thanks, Kate.
滑笛，史蒂芬·埃利奥特 On the slide whistle, Stephan Elliott.
演奏钹的米歇尔·德·威尔斯 Michelle De Vries on the cymbal.
用勺子的巴纳比·汤普森 Barnaby Thompson on spoons.
特里斯塔兰·佩纳，留声机 Tristram Penna, Gramophone.
谢谢你，特里斯 Thanks, Tris.
班卓琴，贝内迪克·德·威尔斯 And on the banjo, Benedict De Vries.
先生们，女士们 你们是最好的观众 Ladies and Gentlemen, you've been a wonderful audience.
请告诉你们的朋友下一起来 Tell your friends and please come back soon.
还有，记住，请保证你的弹药充沛 And remember, keep your powder dry.
晚安，谢谢大家 Goodnight. Thank you.
我要去给自己买张单程票 I'm going to buy myself a one-way ticket
- 没有什么能够阻止我 - 真的？ Nothing's going to hold me back - Really?
你的爱情就像一辆慢车 Your love is like a slow train coming
让我觉得就要离开轨道 And I feel it coming down the track
- 哦，亲爱的 - 我愿意翻山越岭！ - Oh, darling - I'll climb any mountain!
- 亲爱的 - 我愿意做任何事！ Darling - I'll do anything!
- 艰难之路 - 艰难之路 - When the going gets tough - When the going gets tough
- 惟勇者行 - 惟勇者行 - The tough get going - The tough get going
- 当前路崎岖 - 当前路崎岖 - When the going gets rough - When the going gets rough
- 坚韧变成粗鲁 - 坚韧变成粗鲁 - The tough get rough - The tough get rough
我可以抚摸你吗？ Ooh, can I touch you?
做爱人间做的事情 And do the things that lovers do
我想抱住你 Ooh, I want to hold you
我将不顾一切朝你而去… I've got to get it through to you...
‘模仿火鸡叫声’ Gobble, gobble!